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Kin ya stomach this stuff, folks? I donno, it ain't easy. Yet we hadda listen ta all his BS for a year, and now it's time for Donald's payoff. Right?
SEATTLE - The celebrating by New England Patriots fans will have to be put on hold after a federal judge, and Seattle Seahawks fan, ruled that Tom Brady’s comeback victory is probably unconstitutional.
Valentine's Day seduction tips so that one day she may say, “Yes.” From someone who has never been in a relationship (for obvious reasons).
President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean Spicer, has announce a revolutionary plan to deal with Global Warming, if such a thing does exist. According to Spicer, "people" have told the President that a limited nuclear exchange will throw enough particulate up into the atmosphere to block the sun's rays and cool the earth for years.
Taos, NM—Wordsmith and linguistics guru, Dr. Sterling Hogbein, unveiled his latest endeavor to search for a word that epitomizes today’s conservative party. Dr. Hogbein told reporters today, “I was having some Ramen noodles the other day when, on a whim, I added a dash of Emeril’s spice, Essence. I then proceeded to spill the entire steaming…
Rumors fly regarding Melania Trump’s absence in the White House Melania Trump appears to be an absentee First Lady, which has caused a flurry of rumors. First, a number of people have done the math and realized that if Trump is counting on eight years in the White House, Barron will be eighteen years old...
The movie reviewer for New Press Papers Corporation has finally admitted that his reviews of movies for the past ten years have been tainted with his own general hatred of movies.
Notwithstanding President Donald Trump goading Muslim extremists to attack the U.S., the Islamic State group reassured the world that the terror organization still has its eyes set on destroying the entire human population, not just Americans.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington, D.C.) - You may have seen the last of President Donald Trump, Press Secretary Sean Spicer and Sarah Palin on television -- at least on 'Saturday Night Live' (SNL). Or Hillary Clinton for that matter. Today, Trump signed his latest Executive Order, this one banning actors from impersonating public officials…
New York – Although many have scoffed at the notion that a travel ban will keep infidels out of the United States, Donald Trump has once again proven to be on target.  And his camp is livid.  After a federal judge in Seattle put a temporary stay on the ban, it has allowed for the dangerous King Nefarious to enter our country right in the heart of New York City.  He landed at JFK airport this morning and security watched him walk straight out into the masses.  There was nothing they could do about it.
"Touching toes next stage," says Surgeon General

Chocolate bars are to be put 20% lower on supermarket shelves to enable fat people to have a bit of a workout before they buy them, according to a senior doctor.
Why pay debts when you don't need to? Here's a solution: Say you don't like the results and don't pay.
The Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl, right? After all, they’ve been America’s top team throughout the 21st century. They’ve got the best coach, the best quarterback — plus they’ve got the Trump factor.
Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and Bob Kraft are all aboard the Trump bandwagon. Bigly.
Garcia, like many people, has taken to reading the news only in short bursts, reinforced with Xanax and a box of kittens he keeps around specifically to offset the negativity of world events.
Butt Bandit, former employee of the Canadian Mint steals 22 chunks of gold about the size of a golf ball hidden in his butt.
As you get older, more of your acquaintances will die, and you'll get better at saying the right things in public. But the first time it happens, it's a little awkward.
  When I refer to President Trump as a sociopath that gives us some idea how he may govern and, eventually, un-govern. A narcissist like Trump will not handle defeat lightly, bigly unlightly. Trump’s response to his own immanent failure will likely be catastrophic. Some key psych peeps out there disagree with me on this one. What?! This farcissistic spoofy-o-path won’t tolerate dissent! George W.…
Which are we? The America of courage, or of fear? Are we the great America of courage, spunk, openness, inclusion, opportunity and democratic promise — as expressed in the Declaration of Independence, the Preamble to the Constitution, Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, Roosevelt’s Four Freedoms and Emma Lazarus’ sonnet engraved on the Statue of Liberty?

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