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As the Delta variant continues it's rapid spread in Los Angeles, Dr. Leonard Vronsky says stupid people now account for all COVID-19 hospitalizations at county-run hospitals.
































































 
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Days after a 7-point plan to restore Donald Trump to the presidency was handed out at the Conservative Political Action Conference, a second, less outlandish version detailing how Trump can regain the White House has begun circulating among conservatives. It reads as follows:
One day after receiving the bad news that he won't be participating in this year's All Star game, Chicago Cubs second baseman Eric Sogard is calling foul on the process he claims fraudulently deprived him of his rightful position on the team.
































































 
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Parents who spank their children could benefit from a short-term reduction in stress levels, new research shows.
































































 
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Amplifying the discord surrounding critical race theory - the doctrine that holds that America's legal framework is biased against black people and other minorities - an alternate theory arguing that it's actually the other way around has started to be pushed by white people who don't want to hear about it.
































































 
A man who accidentally shot and killed his own son during a road rage incident in Dallas last week inadvertently killed his wife and two of his cousins at the boy's funeral this morning.
































































 
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It was a story that was becoming more and more familiar: a motorist traveling north on the I-5 South in Chula Vista, California collided with a car going the opposite direction, killing both drivers. The fourth such incident in the San Diego-area in as many days, officials were left perplexed and searching for answers.































































Emboldened by rising vaccination levels and plummeting infection rates, humans around the world are rushing to make up for lost time in their race to make the Earth a living hell.
































































 
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One week after comparing requirements for members of Congress to wear masks on the chamber floor to the Holocaust, Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Green likened the American Dental Association's recommendation of flossing at least once a day with Stalin-era purges.
































































 
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Heeding a warning to evacuate his West Bank neighborhood ahead of Israeli airstrike late Sunday night, Sadiq Aboushi was shocked at what he found upon his return Monday afternoon.
































































 
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Seeking refuge from the sight of homeless people in Los Angeles, many of Kaitlyn Jenner's friends are discovering that Sedona isn't the Shangri-la they were expecting, with tee times often backed up for days.
































































 
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Disillusioned protesters toppled statues and vandalized murals of several black icons yesterday in the latest wave of anti-white supremacist backlash to sweep the nation.
































































 
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Voting on two legs will no longer be allowed in Fulton County, Georgia, per the latest amendment to the law passed by the state's Republican-dominated legislature.
































































 
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The COVID-19 vaccines could change your DNA in a bunch of weird ways, some retail associates are now reporting.
































































 
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After weeks of staving off gossip of their having split, the octopus guy from "My Octopus Teacher" confirmed today that he and his mollusk fiance have called it quits.



































































 
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With the supply chain issues that have caused an ongoing nationwide ketchup shortage only getting worse, the skyrocketing cost of America's favorite condiment is threatening to wreak havoc not only on fast food fans, but the entire economy, experts warn.
































































 
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Human remains found buried behind President Biden's dog Major's residence on the White House's south lawn have been identified as those of Post Master General Louis DeJoy.
































































 
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The Biden Administration recently released an itemized outline of how it plans to re-build America with a colossal $2 trillion infrastructure plan. But how does it compare to the plan Donald Trump had been formulating before losing the 2020 election? The following table summarizes some of the main differences:
































































Welsh Nationalists demand return of Stonehenge after new archaeological study claims monument originally erected in Wales. Allege that stone circle was illegally removed to England in act of cultural appropriation and rebuilt without planning permission. English historians rubbish Welsh theories.
Was UK's post-Brexit fishing deal actually negotiated by Larry the Downing Street cat? Allegations of fish-fetishism at highest levels of government abound as ministers face fish-based attacks from angry fishermen. Military action threatened as 'British' fish defect to EU waters.

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