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by Will Durst.During this post-sacred season of super sell-a-thons, many remember sharing our blessings with the less fortunate. But what about the more fortunate? Here’s Durst’s Xmas Gift Wish List for them. Hey!!! Sorry. Just trying to ... Read moreBetter Late Than Never: Will Dur$t’$ Xmas Gift Wi$h Li$tSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by James Israel.Now available on the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: The ‘Stable Genius!’ You’d be “like, really smart” to get it! In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor ... Read more“Like, Really Smart, and the Stablest Ever!” – Latest Edition of the Humor Times Free App!Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy. They got the whole country to believe that Donald Trump was actually our President. In an incredibly organized and well-oiled spoof that involved thousands of participants at a cost of millions, the […]The post The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time appeared first on GlossyNews.com.
by Will Durst.The Republicans are not the only cherry pickers that can re-arrange a narrative! We all know what “cherry pickers” do. They sift through available evidence to pluck out the bits and pieces that support one ... Read moreThe Cherry PickersSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.
Steven Hawking has handed his legacy to the long suffering voice synthesiser, it has emerged. Friends close to the the 76 year old titan of theoretical physics -who died on Wednesday- said that in recent years Hawking had delegated increasing amounts of the more mundane elements of black hole research to the machine. ‘At first...
At corporate events I will talk about my roots: "50 years ago, I was hired by this fine company to clean the restrooms on the Merced to Oakland route..." and so on.
Bargain hunter Eric Standing got less than he bargained for when he bought a painting ‘on a whim’ at his local car boot sale. The painting caught his eye as he rummaged through a pile of loathsome knick-knacks, ugly trinkets and and useless rusting gewgaws at the depressing car boot sale held on a patch...
Sure, you may be worried your teen has succumbed to the latest drug craze, but it's also likely he's just the apocalyptic repayment for centuries of evil and injustice.
Tweet Tower—Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller said he was “as surprised as anyone to find a bonafide gun still emitting smoke not a hundred feet from the Oval Office.” During a preliminary sweep of the building, Mueller also found empty beer cans, a live chicken, and an inflatables sheep. “None of these are in and of themselves…
Hope you’re enjoying the new quiz! How many did you get right last time??? 9. We go to battle against the plutocratic and reactionary democracies of the West. 10. If the middle class thinks that we are going to be their lightning rods, they are mistaken. 11. I am not some mere liberal movement… I […]
Theresa May has excited fans by re-energising her reign with a series of inter-cut training shots, accompanied by the theme tune to Steptoe and Son. Stripped to the waist, her fetlocks flowing in the wind, the Maybot 2000 ran in slow motion through a field of genetically modified wheat, followed by repeatedly dropping a dispatch...
Flagstaff, AZ—The Daily Discord, a site not known for its philanthropic prowess, has set up a fund to help Richard Branson recover from the category five hurricane that ravaged his private island this week. Head Comedy writer Mick Zano explains, “Please donate generously to the account we’ve set up and don’t forget about the special charity…
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
More thoughts and prayers, but that’s about it, after yet another mass shooting. Sadly fascinating to endure another predictable dance performed on the national stage by our elected politicians in response to the recent horrendous ...
Regional rail enthusiasts Later Anglia are countering the recent cold snap by boosting the temperature in their rail cars to levels that can vaporise tungsten, it has been confirmed. Combined with the recent chill caused by high pressure and a polar maritime air mass across the UK, the company’s latest thermal adjustments mean that commuters...
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
Hey Santa, could you spend a little time with me this year after coming down the chimney? You know, discuss Bitcoin valuations and eat some cookies.
Our intrepid talk radio host interviews Henry Kissinger! ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out...

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