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Tweet Tower—With crisis comes opportunity and with Trump comes enough crises to employee an estimated 1.1 million crisis acting Americans (CAA). The White House is downplaying the negative implications of this aspect of the jobs report and instead remains focused on the overall low unemployment figures. Critics are pointing to the fact that endless acute situations, which only create temporary…
by Roz Warren.Ever had a partner who said or did something odd as they climaxed? After a friend confided that his girlfriend always starts reciting poetry when she climaxed (specifically, Lewis Carroll’s Jabbarwocky), I began to wonder ... Read moreWas It Brillig for You? It Was Brillig for Me!Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.
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Porn star Stormy Daniels is working with an LAPD forensic sketch artist to help identify the man she claims threatened her with ‘certain incineration’ to stay silent about an alleged tryst she had with President Trump over 14 years ago.
LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - Philippines’ Vice President Leni Robredo was briefly detained by British Immigration authorities as she was about to leave London for Manila.  Robredo was in London for a speaking engagement at the London School of Economics. Reports say that Robredo didn’t have the proper visa to enter the…
President Trump called the Democratic Republic of Congo this morning to congratulate Thomas 'Machete' Margai on a decisive victory that saw him re-elected as the African nation's President yesterday.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Many Americans were worried after news broke out that one person died in a fire at the Trump Towers in New York. But U.S. President Donald Trump was quick to calm a worried nation. He marked himself “safe” on his Facebook Account. All’s well that…
It only took about 50 years of enduring various hard-handed tactics and immense political pressure by the Kennedy clan to keep the secret buried, but today the truth finally appears to be out in public with the grand opening of the Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium and the simultaneous opening of the Hollywood-inspired motion picture ‘Chappaquiddick’, an honest re- telling of what really happened when Ted Kennedy drove his Oldsmobile off a bridge late a night and ended a 1972 run for his almost certain Presidency.
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
New questions are being raised about the sleeping pill Ambien after Kerry Kennedy, the ex-wife of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, may have been under the influence of the sleeping aid when she was involved in a crash with a tractor-trailer on a New York highway and left the scene. She claims she was ‘sleep-driving.’
Make America The Best celebrates the 50th anniversary of the release of Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, "2001: A Space Odyssey" with this re-imagining of the climactic scene featuring a rogue computer named DON.
Returning from his latest sojourn to Mar-a-Lago this morning, The President was surprised to discover that Secretary of Agriculture Tom Green has painted The White House plaid during his absence.
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After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part of its handler.

Nat New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com)
Miley Cyrus fans rejoice!
Hannah Montana’s recent lawsuit against Hannah Dakota (Fanning) has been settled in a most congenial and civilized way…A cat fight outside one of Hollywood’s trendiest nightclubs where either one of them cannot even venture into legally!
Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)
Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.
New Brunswick, NJ – (satireworld.com)
In the past, ex-Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been known to make huge sums in speaking fees, but Thursday’s reported payment for another excuse filled speech of ‘why I lost.’ Will she complain now about how she was short-changed? Perhaps her once golden crown has simply turned into another brass plating job.
Surrounded by a host of confusing messages and a lack of sensible leadership, Americans looked to the players and ownership group of the Sacramento Kings for spiritual and moral guidance.
For the first time since 1956, April 1 is Easter Sunday. For the first time since last year and every other year, April 1 is April Fool's Day. If you think Easter is too important for anyone to care that it isn't only Easter, you are being naive.

I have heard my son and nephews talking, and I will be on guard.Who knows what they are going try?
Broward County, Fl – (satireworld.com)
Leftist teenage activist David Hogg, who supports everything anti-conservative, publicly revealed today that four out of four colleges he applied to this past winter have turned him down for this fall starting semester citing various reasons.
New York, NY - (satireworld.com)

The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes!it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around the globe.”

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