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Confirming expectations that escalating global infection rates would deter him from making his usual holiday gift-giving rounds, St. Nick remarked via Twitter that his decision was not difficult.
Donald Trump is not taking his loss in the 2020 Presidential elections sitting down. He is planning a comeback…
Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump's personal attorney and the face of his legal challenges to overturn the presidential election results, claims to be doing well since having admitted himself to a gay wellness center in Marietta, Georgia after testing positive for COVID-19.
The low-tech version of shortening the stroke works a treat with things like cable modems, routers, streaming television boxes, and “smart” devices from cell phones to dildos, all of which have tiny computers inside.
“Obviously,” said the president, “people who can’t get to work because they’re projectile vomiting shouldn’t have to worry about losing their job because they’ve already used up all their sick days.”
President-elect Biden, sensitive to questions about his age and fragility, told reporters, “I used to drive weekends at local NASCAR events while I attended that HBCU in, uh, Delaware.”
President Trump is expected to sign a presidential order intended to alleviate the suffering of COVID-19 victims in the battered Dakotas region. Hurrying into the White House, wearing a defiant yellow slicker on his return from a golf outing yesterday afternoon . . .
A Thanksgiving gathering in Willows Grove, Michigan that acted as a super-spreading event for the COVID-19 virus last week was reportedly spent "mostly bickering and arguing" by one family member who was there.
Incidents of assault, property damage and criminal mischief spiked dramatically country-wide yesterday as deal-crazed cyber shoppers clashed over Black Friday deals.
WASHINGTON D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - After weeks of claiming he won the November 3 U.S. Presidential elections, Donald Trump has finally conceited. Not that he wasn’t before. Trump has fired his own key officials, tried to summon state elections officials who belong to the Republican party, promises to avail of his presidential…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - As the entire country of America is in a somber mood because Thanksgiving cannot be celebrated in the same tradition citizens are used to due to the coronavirus pandemic, The New York Times heralded a surprise fact about President-elect Joe Biden. In a headline…
Appearing before the same judge who rebuffed his attempt to scrap as many as 700,000 votes from the Keystone State's tallies last week, Rudy Giuliani cited an 18th century law to justify his claim.
The Chicago Bears declared themselves the victors of their clash with the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football last night despite having scored six less points than their NFC North rivals.
Last Tuesday was Election Day, and now its time to learn whether your favorite political administrations are coming back!
Appearing Monday before hundreds of freezing supporters in Saugatuck, Michigan, Donald Trump held the first of dozens of newly scheduled rallies intended ostensibly to punish those who failed to re-elect him President.
While fake satire sites were embarrassing themselves repeating the same unfunny, self-revealing screeds about Mr. Trump, we saw him for what he was...the man with the only chance of turning back the tides of neo-Marxism and of uniting this majestic nation and making it great again, again.
That's what happens when we don't stop apologizing. St. Augustine gives way to a pink-haired fourth-wave feminist writing about the oppressiveness of her menstrual cycle.
Four years after its last mayoral race was decided by a single vote, the town of Felicity, California, population 2, looks to be headed for a legal battle to determine it's next municipal leader.
Are Democrats planning to use trick or treating kids to scare Donald Trump to death this Halloween? Right-wing commentator claims to have uncovered evil leftist plot for children in terrifying masks and costumes to keep knocking on White House door and enrage President into fatal heart attack.
Did Donald Trump secretly finance Antifa and Black Lives Matter in order to ferment social unrest and rally extreme right in his support? Incredible conspiracy claims made by journalist as some Trump supporters question fairness not just of mail in votes, but secret ballots in general.

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