NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - After today's contentious Democratic presidential debate in New York, Bernie Sanders is headed for The Vatican to seek the blessing of Pope Francis. Sanders, who does not participate in any organized religion, is hoping that by seeking the Pope's blessing, he will gain the support of American…

Is the Tory Party under Boris Johnson actually a death cult? Top political analyst claims Tory supporters being lead into oblivion by a false Messiah.

23 years of patient chastity and faith were rewarded for local single Meagan Goldschmidt this week when God appointed her a male partner through ChristianSingles.com.

For unsuspecting residents of senior living community Silver Eagle Estates in Kingman, Arizona, it seemed too crazy to be believed: the quiet, unassuming couple next door had turned out to be gay.

Hell- (satireworld.com)
Dante’s 14th Century Epic poem the Devine Comedy, begins with Inferno (Italian for “Hell”), where there are nine circles. In each circle transgressors are punished in a manner befitting their crimes, such that each sinner is afflicted for all of eternity by the major sin he or she committed.

There is only one kind of person in the world. He who knows about Schrödinger’s cat, and he who doesn't. For most of us, however, Schrödinger’s cat is a meme in search of a meaning.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - Senate Democrats,  in an effort to head off legislation that would overhaul a program to take in Syrian and Iraqi refugees, are focusing instead on tightening a program that makes it easier for foreigners to travel to the U.S. without obtaining a visa. And Republicans are vehemently against the move. The visa…

Somewhere On Planet Earth- (SatireWorld.com)

This is certainly a thought to ponder after repeated attacks and planned attacks against western countries. Maybe this is why our American-Australian-British-Canadian Muslims are being so quiet and not speaking out in anger about atrocities committed against innocent people. When was the last time (if ever) an Islamic leader called out and has taken the responsible road of condemming any and all brutal attacks against innocent people? When was the last a top Islamic cleric forbid attacks to be planned, or weapons to be stored in and from any Mos

Yeah, that's just like me on Monday mornings before my full body shave." Jessie Krufts, Hairy Man

“To see that the sun is made of this delicious material is more than we could have hoped for."

Basel, Switzerland – (SatireWorld.com)

Swiss police have executed an international search warrant at the headquarters of First Vatican Money-Laundering Bank Of Miracles following a tip-off from the FBI.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced a change of schedule for the second debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.  It was originally scheduled at 9 p.m. Eastern on Sunday night. The debate in St. Louis, Missouri, will last 90 minutes and be conducted in a “town…

The vaccine, a conjugate of multiple un-inactivated strains of COVID-19, has reportedly been shown to generate a strong immune response against the virus within a modified threshold of acceptable side-effects.

Constellations were mega-lame, until NOW!

Small communities fearing panic buying bands of brigands might fall upon their local shops recruit mercenaries to protect their villages. Devon pensioners engage 'Magnificent Seven', while others employ mercenaries to to clear bandits threatening OAP supermarket shopping hours.

Cyber Friday led on to Cyber Saturday this weekend in one of the cyberiest lead ups to Christmas since the dawn of time, according to a cosmologist.

NASA denied paying anything for the eclipse. Naturally, an anonymous White House spokesman promised a “full investigation of those deceitful NASA eggheads.”

Right wingers demand EU 'clean beaches' regulations be abolished post-'Brexit', Demand right to dump British sewage on British beaches without EU interference. Suggestions that immigrants' excrement should be repatriated to countries of origin.

"Just don't ask him to any memorial ceremony, he'll be 2 months early." Jessie Krufts, Wanderer

Taking the Daytona Mercy Hospital ICU by storm yesterday afternoon, several members of Woody's Tavern did their best to lift the spirits of some of their patrons currently suffering from COVID-19.