Wall Street – (SatireWorld.com)
The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Analysts cited a massive failure of the company’s two year old advertising plan in which five million dollars were spent and not a single bag of the charcoal briquettes were sold.

WASILLA,  Alaska (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - As more evidence is surfacing regarding unlawful foreign intevention in last November's presidential elections,  former Alaska governor and VP candidate Sarah Palin has been named as a person of interest in the ongoing investigation to determine the possible intervention of Russia in U.S. politics. The focus of the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - U.S. President Donald Trump reacted with a lot of insecurity to the announcement from the Royal Palace in London that Prince Harry is now engaged to be married to American Actress Meghan Markle. That makes Markle a potential heir to the throne of the Queen. Trump said that…

Usually, the news story is obviously satire, photoshopped, or simply made up to get a laugh from the audience because of its absurdity. But while the real Paul Revere was a hero, internet Paul Reveres are not.

‘You’re promised a three day weekend and then it’s over with in the blink of an eye. When I was a young lad a three day weekend would last forever. But now that we’re in the EU we’re getting short changed and they’re over with before they’ve even begun,’ said Cocker.

The hairy personality, real name Scott Howard, is reported to be drinking a keg of beer a day and has ballooned in weight. His once shiny coat is now matted and patchy with mange.

Kabul, Afghanistan-(SatireWorld.com)

A gay activist group from San Francisco’s Mission District organized a recent ‘Kiss-in’ and ‘Gay Pride Parade in downtown Kabul to protest the repeated efforts by the Taliban to ban homosexuality.

Over 7,503 brave, gay activists boarded buses, jeeps, and trucks and drove the 350 miles from the Pakistan town of Ceanzi to the Afghan capitol city of Kabul.

‘The contract will provide more NHS funding to pay top quality directors to tell us where the health service is going wrong. And patients will enjoy the top quality service that only Uber provides,’ said Hunt in a press conference earlier today.

‘Mr Johnson only has a very small amount of actual brain tissue. The tissue seemed to be covered in a cluster of testicles. It was densely packed but one had broken off and shifted to the far-right. We decided to operate and remove the testis. You can only imagine our surprise when we ran a DNA analysis and discovered it to be Hitler’s missing testicle.’

Washington, DC -(satireworld.com)

Ex-President Barack Obama opposes offering a different kind of 'cash reparations' to the descendants of slaves, putting him at odds with some black groups and BLM leaders.

D’Aryll Scott-Jones, HMFIC of Black Lives Matter, called for immediate boycotts yesterday of all websites “that allow white supremacists to hide behind blank, lily-white avatars in their comments sections.” Mr. Scott-Jones made his remarks to National Public Radio’s Terri Gross.

Warnings that Crazy Golf will be one of the worst affected sports if Britain decides to leave Europe were raised once again today in a press conference in Brussels.

Innocent grizzly bears throughout Alaska and the American Northwest have once again been beset by devastating salmon assaults, prompting conservation officials to take urgent action.

North Korea – (satireworld.com)
North Korean Leader-for-Life Kim Jong Un made his first public appearance in five weeks. The official state media reported Tuesday that Jong Un was in splendid health and swam in frigid water for almost 25 miles, climbed 12,000 foot Mt. Un Lin by himself, then bedded 12 prostitutes to prove his healthiness.

Robert Rau joins Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White to speculate about mermaid intercouse and Aquaman's sexual prowess.

Hoping to duplicate the success of Bitcoin and other digital currencies, Sesame Street today announced the creation of Bertcoin.

Buried among several tweets that fat-shamed Lena Dunham, called Michelle Obama's mental health into question, and suggested that one of Michelle's daughters might be pregnant, Mr. Trump’s pot-for-pets recommendation ...

NEW YORK (The Barbed Wire) - The mainstream media nearly had a collective orgasm as Hillary Clinton became the first robot to win the nomination of one of the two main parties in American politics. Clinton, a first generation cyborg, will represent the soulless Democratic Party in the November election, unless the FBI pulls the plug on her before then.

David Cameron is not dead, despite him being reported dead this week on a Heart Radio broadcast, we have been assured.

But a conspiracy expert is not convinced: "If there is a cover up, and I'm not saying there is, and he has died, which I'm not saying he has, this is exactly what I would expect them to say if he had died and they were covering it up."

The Jupiter inspired mayhem penciled in for 7th of the month onwards may be an opportunity for you to shine in a near superhero capacity to solve problems on the hoof and in the air.

Nuts, particularly almonds and walnuts, but not peanuts and hazel nuts, are randomly starred especially when eaten at the bar on yachts from small red bowls. parody