WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) - In a move that surprised the journalism industry, The Washington Post today converted from a respected mainstream newspaper to a supermarket tabloid, as a way of coping with declining subscriptions and advertising revenue. The Post now puts itself in direct competition with the popular tabloid National Enquirer, known for gossip columns, sensationalized…
San Francisco, CA - (satireworld.com)
California Senator Diane Feinstein (D-CA) had a recent physical and reports of the odd medical findings were leaked to FOX News. Doctors discovered she is carrying historical artifacts that she never knew she had….Prehistoric cave drawings between her breasts!
California Senator Diane Feinstein (D-CA) had a recent physical and reports of the odd medical findings were leaked to FOX News. Doctors discovered she is carrying historical artifacts that she never knew she had….Prehistoric cave drawings between her breasts!
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Some 300,000 people are expected to descend upon Castro Street in San Francisco's gay district on Sunday for the annual Castro Street Fair. This year, organizers promised there will be more booths and booze, and dozens of commercial vendors selling non-gay merchandise. The all-day festivities will commence with…
Daniel Omandi, 27, is now the proud owner of an Art masters degree, a degree which will all-but-guarantee him a job at the local McDonalds. The low wage, combined with the crippling educational debt Daniel accrued, means that he won’t be able to retire until midway through his centennial years.
Using only his imagination, Rubio has "just won all Super Tuesday states."
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
Former First Lady, Senator, Presidential Candidate, murderer, traitor, and crooked lawyer Hillary Clinton has revealed that Brett Kavanaugh sent her inappropriate emails of a sexual nature. Clinton, however, is surprisingly unable to locate the emails.
Former First Lady, Senator, Presidential Candidate, murderer, traitor, and crooked lawyer Hillary Clinton has revealed that Brett Kavanaugh sent her inappropriate emails of a sexual nature. Clinton, however, is surprisingly unable to locate the emails.
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
On the heels of a federal court striking down Chicago’s ban on gun sales, those seeking gun permits in Illinois flooded the State Police website over the weekend to begin the permitting process.
In fact, the amount of Illinois residents seeking a conceal carry permit already surpasses those who enrolled in Obamacare after the first two months of the launch of healthcare.gov. The Chicago Sun-Times reported 4,525 individuals signed up on Sunday alone for their firearms permits, when the State Police first opened the process to all concealed carry applicants.
On the heels of a federal court striking down Chicago’s ban on gun sales, those seeking gun permits in Illinois flooded the State Police website over the weekend to begin the permitting process.
In fact, the amount of Illinois residents seeking a conceal carry permit already surpasses those who enrolled in Obamacare after the first two months of the launch of healthcare.gov. The Chicago Sun-Times reported 4,525 individuals signed up on Sunday alone for their firearms permits, when the State Police first opened the process to all concealed carry applicants.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
A senior official at the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career EPA official stored thousands of pornographic files on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes for most of his work day.
A senior official at the Environmental Protection Agency’s Office of Inspector General testified Wednesday that a a 57 year old career EPA official stored thousands of pornographic files on his government computer, and has admitted to watching porn and ‘choking-the-chicken a lot’ while at work, sometimes for most of his work day.
A new report suggests that something might have happened on Facebook in the last four minutes, and it goes on to advise Facebook users to go into conversation autopilot mode and promptly investigate your news feed.
"I studied at Trump University and I give it A++. No. I'm joking. I didn't." Jessie Krufts, Lawyer
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com)
Ronald McDonald is falling on hard times after a 47 year run as the official spokesman and mascot for the fast food giant McDonalds. Citing unresponsive interest in youngsters now preoccupied with apps, gaming, and computers, today's children find the yellow-jumpered mascot, well, just plain boring.
Ronald McDonald is falling on hard times after a 47 year run as the official spokesman and mascot for the fast food giant McDonalds. Citing unresponsive interest in youngsters now preoccupied with apps, gaming, and computers, today's children find the yellow-jumpered mascot, well, just plain boring.
Knick and Jeremy chat about the myriad concerns of the affluent, their Holocaust-esque troubles with bicyclists, and when to shoot down drones.
This year for Lent, local man Willy Nihly, is abstaining from Lent.
Chicago – (SatireWorld.com)
On a recent installment of the Jerry Springer Show, Mildred Dredge recalled her lifelong battle of being overweight and how it has affected her recent marriage, At age two she was 79 pounds. By age four she was 123 pounds, by age 16 she teetered on 378 pounds and was still gaining. When she reached the serious dating age of 22, Mildred discovered a real man in her life, Elmer Pickle, and they were married after a whirlwind romance.
On a recent installment of the Jerry Springer Show, Mildred Dredge recalled her lifelong battle of being overweight and how it has affected her recent marriage, At age two she was 79 pounds. By age four she was 123 pounds, by age 16 she teetered on 378 pounds and was still gaining. When she reached the serious dating age of 22, Mildred discovered a real man in her life, Elmer Pickle, and they were married after a whirlwind romance.
Satire World Editorial:
Last year, we had idiots camping out all over this country to protest the one percenters. They disrupted business on Wall Street and in many other cities just for publicity purposes. This group claimed to represent 99% of the American people, but they didn’t represent me.
Last year, we had idiots camping out all over this country to protest the one percenters. They disrupted business on Wall Street and in many other cities just for publicity purposes. This group claimed to represent 99% of the American people, but they didn’t represent me.
Ames, IA – Assad Achmed fled Syria eight years ago, with dreams of coming to America to blow stuff up. Local police in Ames confirm that Achmed is a ‘pretty weird dude’ but claim that he appears to be harmless.
New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Flash back! January 2000. The Clinton’s finally leave the White House. The Clinton family pockets over-stuffed with silverware, china, and priceless antiques as they hopped on board Air Force One for a final trip to New York City where the now ex-First Lady plans a senatorial campaign and the ex-President sharpens up his speech-giving voice for some expected $10K-per-speech income streams. Sixteen years later, my how things have changed!
Flash back! January 2000. The Clinton’s finally leave the White House. The Clinton family pockets over-stuffed with silverware, china, and priceless antiques as they hopped on board Air Force One for a final trip to New York City where the now ex-First Lady plans a senatorial campaign and the ex-President sharpens up his speech-giving voice for some expected $10K-per-speech income streams. Sixteen years later, my how things have changed!
Extra credit would have been awarded for crumble topping.
CELORON, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - A statue of Lucille Ball was erected last year in her hometown of Celoron, New York. Immediately, it was mocked by many, especially the loyal fans because it looked nowhere like the American television's iconic comedian. Over the weekend, it was finally replaced with a statue designed…
PHILADELPHIA — The Philadelphia Eagles announced this morning that backup quarterback Mark Sanchez has been executed by …
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