The White House condemned Senator McConnell's announcement, and asserted it was "pretty sure" a dead man's ghost could not serve on the Supreme Court.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Immigrating to the United States has just become easier for Filipinos. Likewise for U.S. citizens wanting to permanently move to the Philippines. The government of Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has approved a bilateral immigration policy with the U.S. in which Americans wishing to escape a Donald Trump presidency…
In a surprising development that has left your sister Kelsey, your cousins Michael and Courtney, and millions of others shaking their collective heads, your Aunt Becky has been tapped as the country's first official National Chief News Inspector.
With flaming non-toxic safety torches in their hands and their pockets stuffed with fun, healthy snacks, a mob of perfect mothers have laid siege to the home of the Cincinnati zoo mom.
Electoral College Not Even Accredited, Critics Say
CINCINNATI (The Barbed Wire) - Lawyers representing the Planet of the Apes (POTA) filed a wrongful death lawsuit in Cincinnati this morning, charging the zoo and the parents of a boy who climbed into the gorilla exhibit with negligence and causing the unnecessary death of their friend, Harambe. Cornelius, lawyer for POTA, said, "Our brother's death is an outrage."
The National Transportation Safety Board has ruled that “Juicy Farts” will not count as vehicular accidents for insurance purposes. In the wording of the ruling, the NTSB stated that “even though having a juicy fart can be called having an accident, it is not the kind of accident that should lead to the filing of automotive accident reports or the collection of auto insurance money.”
Saying that no hashtag will be left unexamined, a senior BuzzFeed editor has sent cub reporter Ben Walker into the dark and dangerous world of Twitter to uncover the truth about a thwarted terrorist plot to attack a major European capital.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - House Speaker Paul Ryan today categorically denied that he screwed an altar boy. Ryan was reacting to a statement by entertainment personality Rosie O’Donnel, who said that Ryan is going “straight to hell.” O’Donnel was referring to the tax plan recently passed in Congress, courtesy of Ryan and…
London, England-(SatireWorld.com)
Yes! Khaki is back! The popular Mohammed’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a full line of Jihadist’s men’s fashion and accessories which were shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in downtown London this past weekend. Coverage of the event was promoted by the British Labour Party as part of the ‘understanding our guests’ program.
Yes! Khaki is back! The popular Mohammed’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a full line of Jihadist’s men’s fashion and accessories which were shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in downtown London this past weekend. Coverage of the event was promoted by the British Labour Party as part of the ‘understanding our guests’ program.
James is off on his yearly pilgrimage to Bonnaroo, so Knick is joined this week by Sunny Weathers to talk about the Mandela Effect. The guys delve into the possibility of alternate dimensions and parallel universes in their own lives, as well as the usual god-awful topics that come up every time Sunny guest hosts.
Fears that someone who died in 2016 had the secret that could stop World War Three starting in 2017 were growing last night, just moments after Big Ben struck midnight and after the last firework had zipped, popped, banged and kerzinged, according to a reveler.
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