NEW JERSEY (The Barbed Wire) - Sympathetic to the plight of members of the LGBTQ community who might not feel they have all the necessary bathroom options, musicians are planning two events to bring awareness and raise money for the cause. Bruce Springsteen is the brain child behind the effort.
The Senate impeachment trial of President Trump convenes this week, and for a variety of reasons most Republican members of the upper chamber of Congress want to play no part. The following are the most common excuses members of the GOP have given to dodge their duty.
Donald Trump National Campaign Spokesperson Katrina Pierson took her own life yesterday, becoming the fourth person who has held the same job to commit suicide since July.
Working tirelessly since the first American was infected earlier this month, a group of Christian scientists say that they are nearing the completion of a new prayer that will "utterly destroy" the Coronavirus.
As an agorophobic woman watching Coronavirus spread around the world these last few months, I've experienced a variety of emotions. Sadness, of course, over all the lives lost. Anxiousness, naturally, at how many more will get sick and how long this nightmare will last. But also one more. One more that up to now, out of politeness, I've refrained from divulging but can hold back no longer. One that can be pretty much summed up by one expression: "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The 2016 U.S. presidential contest between Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republic Donald Trump has boiled down to who has the more damaging audio or video of the other candidate. So far, the 2015 video of Donald Trump bragging to Billy Bush about kissing and groping women has…
The statue, a knife-wielding 5'4" likeness of the diminutive man otherwise known as "The Hitchhacker" or "The Red Neck Charles Manson" for his sadistic slaying of as many as 100 people, has stood near the entrance of the city's main highway since the year of his execution by electric chair in 1991.
Left-leaning fashionistas are going crazy for the hottest new accessory, a free undergarment called the Bernie Bra.
Adding to the number of unflattering assessments coming from his own family, an entry recovered from the diary of Donald Trump's grandmother calls Trump 'a total dick'.
Calling such a repeal of federal laws that prohibit the sale and possession of methamphetamines "long overdue", Trump heralded the drug's users as "real Americans".
Oxford, Alabama (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - A small Alabama city has passed an ordinance making it illegal for transgender people to use public restrooms that don't correspond to the biological sex listed on their birth certificate. Oxford Council President Steven Waits said the ordinance, passed Tuesday, is in response to Target's new restroom policy. The retail…
WASHINGTON D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - After weeks of claiming he won the November 3 U.S. Presidential elections, Donald Trump has finally conceited. Not that he wasn’t before. Trump has fired his own key officials, tried to summon state elections officials who belong to the Republican party, promises to avail of his presidential…
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