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It pays to be a good guy.

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Mr. Brock continued, "This should not be surprising to Americans, as only someone possessed by a demon or Satan himself would challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination."

If a nation can be judged by what it celebrates, the United States is fucked six ways to Sunday and back. Today is National Gingerbread House Day, If that doesn't curdle your testicles, how about these gems: National Rubber Ducky Day, National Frozen Yogurt Day, National Barbie Day, National Hairball Awareness Day, et al.

Trump argued that, as president, he has the right to block accounts that reply to his tweets with "mean" comments in order to protect the American people.

Bananaman is the alter-ego of Eric Twinge who gains special powers from eating bananas. While he was originally supposed to be a parody of superheroes, Hollywood says they will give Bananaman a gritty new edge.

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Within the last ten years gluten-free (GF) products got themselves a bandwagon and an agitated posse/fan club of non-celiac pretenders. From 2009 to 2014 celiac-disease numbers remained stable. The number of people following GF diets? It tripled. WTF?

Silicon Valley CA: Playboy Magazine has announced that the monthly publication (with the titillating centerfolds and intellectual articles) is bringing back pictures of nude women after a short hiatus. Once again marketing managers have proven the old adage “Sex Sells” is still true.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - It wasn't only Barack Obama that Donald Trump accused of being a non natural-born U.S. citizen.  The Republican presidential candidate's birther movement extended beyond politics.  It included Hollywood. After eight years insisting that Obama wasn't eligible to become president of the United States, Trump finally accepted…

Two movies titled “Roadhouse” enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis and Robert Rau watch both the definitive Patrick Swayze movie and the 1948 film noir you probably haven’t heard of, and determine which deserves the title.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) -President Donald Trump has signed the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for 2020 that establishes a U.S. Space Force as the sixth branch of the U.S. armed forces—despite the Outer Space Treaty designating space as a global commons to be used for peaceful purposes. Trump signed the NDAA flanked by…

David Vitrano drops serious knowledge about LSU football, Jeremy refs an improv game about new TV shows, and Sunny provides "The Never-Ending" sound effect.

Former NFL linebacker Walter McBride dismissed the science behind both concussion-related brain disease and climate change, as well as a range of other things, in a sprawling 3,554 word article he published on his blog yesterday.

To many in Great Britain, the uproar over Meghan Markle’s comings, goings, and indeed existence are no surprise; the country has, in the eyes of many, been ‘contaminated’ by outsiders for far too long. “Make Britain Great Again” founder Basil Carville claims that all of Britain’s problems can be traced to the arrival of undesirable immigrants in 1066.

Super-gonorrhea is particularly dangerous strain of gonorrhea that cannot be treated with the the usual antibiotics.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles , Manila Bureau) - Philippine Catholic bishops Monday raised questions about the fitness of Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte to  become president after the frontrunner candidate joked about an Australian lay missionary who was raped  before being killed during a hostage crisis in 1989. Archbishop Socrates Villegas and the Catholic Bishops'…

Constitutional crisis or cobblers? Will Prince Harry and Meghan's decision to renounce royal life and live on council estate in Slough result in end of the monarchy as we know it? Royal experts disagree as to consequences of Harry becoming Uber driver.

"It's insane how many branches of government we have in this crooked country. I think there's three, and I can't name any of them, and maybe that's the point. The government is so huge that I can't figure out how it works, or what any part of it does," declared Trump to a cheering crowd of civically ignorant patriots.