The BBC has named Chris Evans as the new co-host of Top Gear when it returns with new host Chris Evans. The announcement was made on the BBC Radio 2 Chris Evans Breakfast Show this morning.
Greece needs more Euros.
The banks have eaten all the Euros.
With no new Euros to eat the banks will die.
The Euro will probably continue.
The banks have eaten all the Euros.
With no new Euros to eat the banks will die.
The Euro will probably continue.
BILLUND, DENMARK (The Nil Admirari): LEGO Group announced today it will be transitioning from plastic building pieces to more sustainable broken glass building pieces. The company has relied on plastic since the late 1950s, but stated it will fully transition to broken glass building pieces in time for Christmas shopping this year.
WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - In an emergency session, and while they're hot in their pursuit of rewriting what is right and wrong in our society, the Supreme Court ruled in a 5-4 decision that people of one race can change races on a whim. The case was brought about from the Rachel Dolezal case.
DALLAS, Texas (The Adobo Chronicles®) - The Lone Star State is suing the U.S. Supreme Court over Friday's ruling which legalized same-sex marriage in all 50 states. Governor Greg Abbott announced today that Texas will file a class-action law suit on Monday asking the Supreme Court to void the ruling of the Supreme Court. “The Supreme…
White people around the globe can celebrate today after once again being named the top race in the world by the International Racist Institute of Greenville, South Carolina.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari): The Republican Party and the few conservative hatemongers not associated with it announced today they have grown tired of the people they hate fighting back. The persecuted conservatives also stated they will no longer tolerate the intolerance and "sass" of those they are intolerant of.
by James Israel.They say ‘socialism’ is a dirty word — but Bernie Sanders is here to help clean it up. With Bernie Sanders running for the Democratic nomination for president, we finally have a real people’s voice in a major party race. It’s a welcome and much-needed contrast to the “Dynastic Duo” – yet another Clinton vs [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
The head of the North Western Railway, Sir Topham Hatt, is to step down after he wildly underestimated its budget last year and will be replaced by Commissioner for Transport for London, Sir Peter Hendy.
ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles®) - It looks like Don Lemon is not the only weird journalist in the CNN newsroom. The cable news network today aired a breaking news segment about London's Pride Parade in which a reporter claimed that she witnessed a man waving an ISIS flag. CNN, which prides itself to be the…
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari): Republican presidential candidate and retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson announced today he will keep his promise and marry a horse on September 18th of this year. TNA reported on May 4th that Carson had promised to marry a horse if the Supreme Court made gay marriage legal across the country, which it did yesterday.
'I’m currently working with festival co-ordinators to see how we can stretch out a performance of The Lady in Red over two days.’
ALEC’s bold new constitution aims to salve the GOP sadz. The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC, a Koch subsidiary), sent out an emergency e-mail to their employees who currently hold elected office, offering a quick and lasting solution to the defeats that have plagued the conservative agenda over the past few weeks.
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana (The Adobo Chronicles® ) - When Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal officially launched his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination in the 2016 elections, he donned a "white face" make-up to mimic that of a clown. Jindal is the 13th Republican to announce a presidential bid. The governor was made up as a clown…
Twin Falls, ID – “We see this far too often. A lovely family having a picnic at the park and, wham, there is a large bear to scare them off. These bears may sit down and eat the entire picnic or even eat the family.”
WASHINGTON -- In what’s being called a historic oversight, the U.S. Supreme Court has admitted that while it has ruled in favor of same-sex marriage, it has forgotten to rule in favor of same-sex divorce.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles ® ) - The mainstream media have a tendency to whitewash news events that happen in The White House. But not us. We report the news exactly the way it happened. When Obama was heckled during an LGBT event at The White House by a transgender Latina woman who admits being…
Pranksters and protesters around the world are waiting with bated breath for a decision by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) on whether or not glitter-bombing will become an official Olympic sport. But government officials around the world aren't exactly beaming with excitement, mostly because of the clean-up costs.
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