Dave ran his typical 5k around a local park and whipped out his phone to check his time, as he does after every run. But this time, something told him not to share it with all his friends on Facebook and Twitter.

President Trump once again got into a confrontation with a reporter during a White House press briefing this morning, this time questioning CBS News' Wanda Scifres existence.

ATLANTA (AP) — Several satirical news Websites have filed suit in federal court in Atlanta against ESPN alleging the sports network has infringed on their intellectual property. The suit comes days after ESPN announced that the network was removing reporter Robert Lee from the University of Virginia home game on September 2.

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The first in possibly a series of debates between presidential candidate Kanye West and his Ninja Foodie Deluxe Multi-Cooker reportedly ended in a draw last night after a spirited 2 hour-long exchange.

A Missouri company is selling testicular prosthetic implants specially designed for Congress.

Somewhere in North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
North Korea threatened the United States on Thursday with a preemptive ‘retalitory march’ by 100,000 North Korean soldiers, raising the level of rhetoric while the U.N. Security Council considers new sanctions against the reclusive country.
North Korea has accused the United States of using military drills in South Korea as a launch pad for a nuclear war and has scrapped the armistice with Washington that ended long marches by weary soldiers in the 1950-53 Korean Marcher’s War.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
First Lady Michelle Obama reacted negatively to her husband’s presidential order making Nancy Pelosi a MILF. She has ordered the White House staff and her secret service detail to immediately begin calling her “First MILF.” The First Lady is often referred to in Secret Service radio chatter as “F.L.O.T.U.S.” (First Lady Of The United States) or “One Mama.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - All the world knows that Barack Obama will not be endorsing or voting for a Republican candidate for president, but until now, he has not revealed nor given a clue on which of the two Democratic presidential candidates he would be endorsing: Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders. Analysts…

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Donald Trump has made it clear in some of his public statements that he will refuse to recognize the results of November’s U.S. Presidential elections if he loses. This means, of course, that Trump will not vacate The While House even when his term expires in January. But…

Every stand up comedian has his own unique microphone grip. I’ve collected a comprehensive list of ALL the grips that are out there. Which one fits you?

The findings were unearthed as hype for the all-female led cast of the new GhostBusters movie begins in earnest. Many have cried foul over the central premise of the plot, citing that women couldn’t realistically handle the rigours of fighting phantoms.

While fake satire sites were embarrassing themselves repeating the same unfunny, self-revealing screeds about Mr. Trump, we saw him for what he was...the man with the only chance of turning back the tides of neo-Marxism and of uniting this majestic nation and making it great again, again.

CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles, Indianapolis Bureau) -  The verdict is in.  The top fine dining restaurant in all of America is in Chicago!  It's called Alinea. Alinea bested hundreds of other highly-rated restaurants  from San Francisco to New York, from New Orleans to Orlando. The list was released by TripAdvisor, in its 2016 Travelers…

A new national study released Monday by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation lists Louisiana as the state least prepared to respond to a major health emergency or disaster. What do you think about this?

Did the Queen spend lock down engaged in sex and drug fueled orgies in her Windsor Castle bunker? Wild tabloid tales of naked ladies-in-waiting engaged in gladitorial contests and soap stars forced to perform shows live and at gun point emerge.

Bwanna, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com)
Kenyan game preserve officers tracked down and killed a 45 foot long crocodile today after it was seen leaving a village shortly after it decimated the most of the inhabitants. The massacre occurred during an evening celebration.

Democratic leaders in Congress will push for a measure requiring states to pass a standardized test before being allowed to participate in future presidential elections, according to sources on Capitol Hill.

The WSC final is being competed between England’s Mark Selby and China’s Ding Junhui, two men who have both been ranked as the best snooker player in the world at one time or another. Such a hotly contested final is guaranteed to lull millions of Brits into a day-long hypnotic state of hazy boredom.