Providing further evidence that there is life after life in captivity, on Monday thousands of residents of Cincinnati observed a cloud that strongly resembled Harambe, the gorilla killed by city zoo officials on Saturday after a child fell into the animal’s enclosure.

A local man preoccupied over which Netflix series to watch next sustained burns to his retinas while staring straight into the sun.

New Mexico Desert - (SatirewWorld.com)
In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments:

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau)- As news reached Filipinos that their representative to the Miss World Pageant which just concluded in Washington, D.C. made it to the Top 5 finalists, there was jubilation and hope. Then disappointment. Miss Philippines Catriona Gray failed to win the Miss World crown which would have been the…

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Plans are afoot, according to SW insiders, to breathe new life into the Hillary Clinton mini-series prior to the 2016 Presidential Election, despite the venture being scuttled at least two times before due to embarrassing weight issues and brain damage involving the former first lady and Secretary of State.

Pyongyang – (SatireWorld.com)
North Korea warned South Korea on Sunday of “unexpected consequences” if Seoul displays Christmas lights near the tense border, and vowed to retaliate for what it called “psychological warfare.”

I read in the newspaper that an old friend of mine I hadn’t seen in years passed away. However, I don’t trust the mainstream media. They’ve lied to us in the past about people dying, like at Sandy Hook. How can I know for sure if my friend is really dead or if this is just a distraction perpetrated by the Illuminati and their puppets in the media?

‘Doctors, scientists and researchers have this all wrong. AIDS is nothing to do with sharing needles, unprotected sex, or whatever, it’s about wearing good quality socks. If you wear pristine socks then you’re not going to get AIDS. Simple as that,’ said Noel in an exclusive interview with us.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) stood on the US House floor in debate of an amendment to the Department of the Interior/Environmental Protection Agency’s spending bill. The amendment would ban the Confederate flag from being flown in federal cemeteries. Representative Lee (D-TX) obtained a BA in political science from Yale University and a JD from the University Of Virginia School Of Law. She also minored in American history, espousing a few years ago about the USA’s remarkable 400 year old Constitution.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - U.S. President-elect Donald Trump has sent a very special custom greeting card to wish Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte and the Filipino people a Merry Christmas. The card was reportedly personally designed by Trump's daughter Ivanka. It simply had the text, "Merry Christmas! President-elect Donald J. Trump," but what…

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)
Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with Richard?

Within hours after successfully lobbying the International Union for the Preservation of Nature to designate the world's remaining musicians an endangered species, dozens of iconic artists have begun to be put into protective custody in the US, Britain, and other countries around the world.

Putin, who had been dubbed ‘the world’s most dangerous man’, was being kept in an enclosure for the safety of the Russian people. Despite his living arrangement, Putin was still able to run the nation with an iron-fist. Yet Putin could also be a gentle man, as initially displayed when the bear cub fell into his enclosure.

"This is unbelievable. This kind of thing never happens in the United States," said Mandy Hammer, who awoke this morning from a coma she had been in for over fifty years.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Forget about "Star Wars." NBC's 'Twitter Wars' made its first season debut last January 2nd. As expected, it went off to a great start with all the sparks expected of this celebrity reality show  where 16 celebrities compete for charity. Executive producer Donald Trump fired…

Transylvania USA – (satireworld.con)
President Obama’s favorite 57th State, Transylvania, held its Demonic Presidential Primary State Convention and Caucus (DPPSCC) last week, on the same day as the California Demonic Primary Election. (Transylvania is located between Ohio and Pennsylvania.) The Transylvania DPPSCC was overshadowed in media coverage by the California Demonic Primary, pitting former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D-NY) against Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT).

In the first known plan by a group of fish to overthrow the federal government, the FBI announced they had foiled a plan by sharks to storm the White House and eat the staff and President. The President has called on congress to fund a new "Shark Wall" to be built around the entire country.

I am a fly on the wall in the Trump Tower and understand English. I have a tiny pen and I took a course in shorthand. Here's a page in my notepad....

"That's a purdy amount for a whole kin load of folk." Kent Rugby, Down With The Kids

UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society.