NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The worldwide Internet hacker group Anonymous recently announced it was waging an all-out war against Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his racist and fascist statements on the campaign trail. The hacktivist group released Trump's social security number and his telephone number, encouraging people to do…

New York, NY - (satireworld.com)

On Tuesday night, bartender turned freshmen congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez age 29,(D-NY) sat down with Satireworld writer Anita Drink for a first ever interview with a conservative press representative. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez let it all out in a rum fused interview at a local Bronx watering hole frequented by her blue collar and liberal local constituents.

Democratic presidential candidate also strongly encouraged to "skip Halloween" this year in order to ensure best results of therapy.

LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Following the election of Emmanuel Macron as the new president of France

Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
If radical-leftist ex-community organizer Barack Obama is Chicago’s favorite son, then Chicago-born Hillary Clinton must be the favorite daughter of the windy city’s most socialist elite.
Previously unpublished correspondence between Hillary Clinton and the late communist left-wing organizer Saul Alinsky reveals new details about her very close relationship with the controversial Chicago activist and has shed light on her early sexual-ideological development.

Failed Republican presidential nominee Ben Carson will entertain Trump's supporters at the frontrunner's next rally say Republican insiders.

Public amazement as Home Secretary takes tough line on immigration by personally attacking rubber dinghy and hurling illegal occupants back into sea. New policy initiative or cynical political posturing as Sajid Javid positions himself as Tory tough guy in race to succeed Theresa May?

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Ignoring world-wide concern and criticism regarding extra-judicial killings (EJK) in the Philippines, President Rodrigo Roa Duterte has issued a new executive order in support of his campaign to rid the country of crime, drugs and any form of threats to peace and order. Titled, 'An Act To Criminalize EJD,'…

Area father, Rich Stout, has been in the spotlight recently for something that he says he’s been working on for a number of years: his impressive belly.

Kim Jong Un's once-powerful dog Mr. Wiggles was shaved bald, thrown into a cage and eaten alive by the ravenous North Korean leader this week, a newspaper with ties to China's ruling Communist Party reported today.

THE VATICAN, Italy (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - In Hollywood, Oscar winners are drowned out by music  when they exceed the alloted time for their acceptance speeches.  In Catholic churches around the world, priests face the gong for homilies  over 8  minutes long. Archbishop Nikola Eterovic, the secretary general of the Synod of Bishops, says…

ST. PETER, Minnesota (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - State health officials today confirmed earlier reports that former Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann has escaped from the maximum security mental hospital in St. Peter. The former Republican  presidential candidate and founder of the House Tea Party Caucus voluntarily checked in at the facility immediately after her…

President Trump selected himself as White House Employee of the Month this week, the 27th consecutive time he has conferred himself the same honor.

According to David, last night was the fourth night in a row that he and his wife of many years cuddled…and then watched TV.

‘We looked at the most popular flavours of crisps and pickled onion was way up there,’ said a Durex spokesperson.

DURHAM, NC — Duke Blue Devils guard Grayson Allen saw his team get eliminated from the NCAA Tournament on Thursday night…

Lori Loughlin has signed on with the Lifetime Network to appear in a new reality program that will document the actress' story of perseverence in the face of the ongoing college admissions scandal that continues to swirl around her and her family.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Silicon Valley Bureau) - Just hours after the launch of the iPhone 7, tech gurus have already identified a bug that could derail the marketability of Apple's newest smart phone. Unlike bugs common among new smart phone releases, this one has nothing to do with software. Rather, it is a…

Like many aging men who’ve never really picked up “this internet thing” but yearn to see a naked women straddle a pole in front of them for hours on end, Rob Duncan found himself going to a strip club a few times a year.

BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Hong Kong Bureau) - In 2014, The Adobo Chronicles broke the news story that the American Psychiatric Association had officially confirmed that the taking of ‘selfies’ is a mental disorder. Since we broke the story, studies have been conducted by various groups and institutions, including researchers from Nottingham Trent University and Thiagarajar School of…