Reaffirming previous comments in which he called NATO “very obsolete,” Donald Trump said he wants to replace the 67-year-old organization with a rewards program similar to one offered at his casinos.

Brady Peterson of Bridgewater, New Hampshire discovered he is 98% douchebag on Ancestry.com this week.

"Like giant Gummy Bears but hairy!" Kent Rugby, Confectioner

Startling new research shows that stretching is not the same as yoga.

As a women’s advocate, I have spent much -- perhaps too much -- of my young life fighting so that girls around the world may enjoy basic human rights: the right to education, equal treatment under the law, and the simple teenage pleasure of sucking face with a cute boy.

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HBO’s liberal loudmouth has placed himself once again on the front lines of controversy after mimicking conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh in a denunciation of womanhood…Only this time Maher called his own mother a slut on national TV!

Blair, who has admitted that the Iraq war was a bit of a cock-up that led to the rise of the ISIS terrorist network, has said that electing Jeremy Corbyn would be a step too far.

After spending weeks in damage control against allegations that their candidate is a child molester, Roy Moore's campaign is now looking to mobilize Alabama's sizable pedophile population to put him over the top in his Senatorial race against Doug Jones.

Conservative MPs and higher-ups have each received a copy of a ten-page booklet on the latest Brexit plans as well as what they can and cannot say to the media. But the most striking thing about the pamphlet is that Comic Sans has been chosen as the font.

The real (???) Sunny Weathers tells Jeremy White and Dorque host Knick Moore about how some dumb bastard stole his identity and messed with what little credit he has. In this “original trio” episode from El Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant, the guys also discuss and irresponsibly speculate on the recent shootings throughout the Baton Rouge metro area.

When you care enough to send the very best to those you unmercifully rub out… Courtesy of the Clinton Machine

Is Right Wing News Site's Xmas Appeal Encouraging Followers to Throw Bricks at Homeless? Editor Claims he's Merely Trying to Provide Rough Sleepers with Means to Build Own Homes.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - A lawyer for the family of Harambe, the 400-pound gorilla shot dead in a Cincinnati zoo says that a lawsuit is being readied in South Africa against zoo officials. Harambe was shot early this week to save the life of a four-year-old boy who climbed through the…

Rolling Stones poltergeist and guitarist Keith Richards, 73, celebrated his birthday today by announcing his support for Donald J. Trump when "those cats at the electoral college meet to elect a president tomorrow." Mr. Richards, who is 142 in Smirnoff years ...

A Baton Rouge personal injury lawyer known for extensively advertising his firm has created an innovative way to obnoxiously shove his logo into the faces of thousands of commuters.

According to every major poll in galaxies near and far, far away, the one thing fans were hoping would finally be added to the Star Wars universe: a purple-haired Laura Dern.

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Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere concerning disturbing events he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas around the world are cooling down due to global warming.

It was supposed to be the start of Alice getting her finances back on track after an expensive few months. She had set a budget she was determined to stick to; a budget that was easily broken within the first four days of the month.

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Reginald Toaster, the famous 500 pound baby (now aged 17) allegedly fathered by Bigfoot, reported to the Ft. Smith, Arkansas Police Department that he had seen the late Elvis Presley. “The King was dressed in his famous white jumpsuit. I done seen him leave the Daylight Donuts and fly away in a UFO. It was the fat Elvis, it weren’t the skinny one. He still had them long, bushy sideburns and was wearing sunglasses. Before anybody accuses me of it, I didn’t have any fur in my eyes and I ain’t been drinkin’ any moonshine.”