An unidentified member of the press asked Senator Cruz if he could confirm reports his campaign had purchased large quantities of cyanide.
The COVID-19 vaccines could change your DNA in a bunch of weird ways, some retail associates are now reporting.
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Halloween continued as normal only weeks after the country voted to leave the EU, according to zombies at the scene.
Like so many thousands of others victimized by the satanic cabal that has pervaded the US healthcare system, it started for Laura Shippen of Shreveport, Louisiana with a bad cold.
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Eager to tip the election in their candidate's favor, hundreds of Donald Trump volunteers have taken to the backwoods to turn out the hermit vote.
One day after hearing arguments from the state of Mississippi seeking to affirm its legislature's judgment that abortion should be banned after 15 weeks of pregnancy, the Supreme Court will hear a case from California calling for the expansion of abortion rights to as long as 664 weeks.
Fearful that a Trump presidency will usher in a thousand years of jingoism and irreversibly cripple Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, the editor-in-chief of the left-leaning news publication Vox has casually handed out cyanide capsules to the eight writers present at what may be the final staff meeting.
A comic roast of Chuck Norris held at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas last night resembled more of a love-fest of the legendary action star, disappointed audience members reported.
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The overthrow of Roe v. Wade, according to many in the chatterverse, signaled a trampling of all that’s good and holy that will make Sherman’s March to the Sea look like a highway adoption program.
Fauxcahontas Warren (Cherokee-MA) predicts the two-for-one fall of gay marriage and interracial marriage. Bette Midler calls for women to take a knee during the National Anthem. (Bars are probably playing it during happy hour already.)
Fauxcahontas Warren (Cherokee-MA) predicts the two-for-one fall of gay marriage and interracial marriage. Bette Midler calls for women to take a knee during the National Anthem. (Bars are probably playing it during happy hour already.)
President-elect Trump said that illegal immigrants pose a grave risk to America and that they have to go.
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Filipino boxer and presumptive senator-elect Manny Pacquiao had said that gay people are "worse than animals." An American woman legislator is worse than Manny Pacquiao. Newcivilrightsmovemet.com reports: State Rep. Sally Kern on Wednesday stood in the Oklahoma House chamber and delivered a speech announcing that…
Having built seven new stadiums, an airport and dozens of hotels to host this year's World Cup, Qatar is reportedly also breaking ground on several mass graves to accommodate the thousands of fans they expect will violate their strict Muslim laws during their visit.
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