New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).

President-elect Donald Trump today announced his 2018 plan to Make America Even Greater by increasing his decibel levels across the board by +25 dB.

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Engineering students in New Delhi have developed a bra that shocks and burns potential attackers. It also has GPS
Nearly two years ago, the gruesome gang rape and murder of a young woman on a bus in New Delhi left many Indians shocked and saddened. Tens of thousands took to the streets of the capital, urging the government to act.

2016 has taken the life of the iconic American inventor of the Red Solo Cup, Robert Hulseman.

Key figures on the Brexit team have pointed to the admission as evidence that the Prime Minister doesn’t trust Europe as much as he claims to.

It is an unfortunate unbalance, a man without ethics leading a wonderful country. Is this what America needs?

"In all fairness they've probably removed the panther's teeth, but it would made a nasty sucky gum mark."

Oliver Friedfeld, a senior at Georgetown University (GU) and his roommate were recently mugged at gun point…but Friedfeld says he deserved it because of his “white privilege.”

Trey Gowdy just said a few things about the military in response to a stupid question from a CNN reporter about the ban of transgenders. He nails it:

Hollywood documentary maker outs himself as serial sex abuser, but alleged victims deny they were abused, accusing film maker of desperate bid for publicity on back of entertainment sex scandals!

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Attorney General (AG) Loretta Lynch announced today that President Obama asked her to establish a Politically Correct, Protected Group, Identity Politics (PCPGIP) office within the Department of Justice (DOJ) to reinterpret who is covered under the 1964 Civil Rights Law.

President Trump called on the Pentagon to organize a parade in Washington DC later this year. "I want this parade to be the biggest ever. The biggest, most fabulous," the President said.

Choose which of these tragedies in American history should simply be gotten over and left in the past, or memorialized for perpetuity, to see how real an American you are.

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Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happens. But in Senate Leader Harry Reid’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making shitbags like Reid feel uncomfortable all year round and even more so during election season.

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Sure, lets enact a true “Law on Firearms and Ammunition.” This law will require anyone who owns a firearm, or who wants to own a firearm in the future, to register their intentions with our Federal authorities and apply for a simple permit and a universal Firearm ID card.

To keep the playing field level, anyone who wants to purchase a firearm has to get a “Firearms Acquisition Permit.” If you need ammunition, you have to get an “Ammunition Acquisition Permit.” When you want to go hunting, you have to get an “Annual Hunting Permit.”

LOS ANGELES, CA - Scientists at Hooba Labs used genetic modification to create the first ever watermelon consisting almost entirely of seeds.

TRN recently sent a reporter to a sweatshop in Indonesia. The reporter interviewed one cute girl who works as a seamstress in the shop.Here is a transcript of part of their conversation.

Olympic curling specialist Arthur P. Luck feels like he was born for this sport. It wasn’t always this way though.  Growing up in the heartland of middle America, he had never actually heard of the sport until he was a senior in high school.

Republicans have plans. Plans to replace Obamacare. So, so many plans to replace Obamacare. Plans that are better than Obamacare. Way, way, way better plans.

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