Donald Trump pulled the same face he used while mocking a disabled reporter when joking about having sex in a conversation with men in a locker room in 2013, according to a man close to the microphone. "This proves that he uses the same mocking tone to everybody, including himself, when having sex" Kellyanne Conway told her Fox and Friends audience.

fficials with Twitter’s short-form video-sharing service Vine have filed for a cease and desist order against Donald Trump, contending the presidential contender regularly rips off their app’s main feature by relentlessly repeating the same words and phrase over and over again.

Spokane, WA – (SatireWorld.com)

It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area.

Says Americans "deserve to know what our President-elect is really, from his heart, trying to tell America and the world."

Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com)
The Lucky Dog Peanut Butter Corporation has been ordered by the US Food and Drug Administration to recall up to 2 million pounds of contaminated peanut butter, peanut butter by-products, and other snack foods shipped from their Chinese plants from 1999 through 2011 into the United States.

In an effort to increase viewership during the Winter Games, the Olympic Committee announced a few changes to the event itinerary.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - If a bill proposed by a Philippine legislator is approved, Filipinos with bad breath and body odor will have to pay an additional tax. In an effort to avert the negative effects of increasing the excise tax on petroleum products, Representative Rodel Batocabe proposed instead to tax beauty…

London – (SatireWorld.com)
Secret service bailiffs are poised to evict Meghan Markle from her Kensington Palace safe-house after the ageing American gold digger failed a security background check.

Bill Washington’s family are shocked and appalled at witnessing a side of their family member they never before knew existed.

Fort Knox, Kentucky

Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for adding more secure storage room at the 80 year old facility built to store the nation’s gold during the Roosevelt era when private gold ownership was outlawed. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United State’s gold reserves reported to be valued at $750 billion dollars.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Nothing is ordinary with President-Elect Donald Trump.  Not even with regards to his relationship with the news media.  He chooses whom he speaks to and has called news outlets like CNN "fake news." But we scored the first one-on-one interview with Trump on the eve of his inauguration…

Transylvania USA – (satireworld.con)
President Obama’s favorite 57th State, Transylvania, held its Demonic Presidential Primary State Convention and Caucus (DPPSCC) last week, on the same day as the California Demonic Primary Election. (Transylvania is located between Ohio and Pennsylvania.) The Transylvania DPPSCC was overshadowed in media coverage by the California Demonic Primary, pitting former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D-NY) against Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT).

Frustrated by millennials’ lack of interest in buying cars, automakers plan to roll out a slew of new models aimed at appealing to today’s youth.

The White House today criticised the media, not including this newspaper, for suggesting there were enormous yards of white empty space where people stood at the Obama Inauguration in 2009, according to someone looking at the picture below.

‘An apple a day will only keep the doctor away if you eat it,’ said Doctor Zaffa. ‘If you administer it anally then you’re going to need to see a doctor immediately.’

A Syrian refugee living in Berlin who made a perilous journey to Europe after losing his entire family in his country’s civil war is nevertheless very horny.

Chernobyl, Ukraine – (SatireWorld.com): A new book about international espionage names Don T Rump as America’s leading Mafia don, describing him ‘a global tentacle-reach close second’ to top KGB matriarch Queen Elizardbirth Vagina.

Time to economize, right? Donald found a way to cut costs of his already-porous wall. Still, we wonder: Who gets the contract to build this total waste of money? Business partners, son-in-law Jared, or by legitimate bids....

Luz, Poland – (SatireWorld.com)
Wladasvil Galovinski was always the clown out for a laugh, and during secondary school at Luz's Red Guard Academy, Wlad would do devilish things to provoke teachers and to give merriment to his friends. In some respects Wlad never grew up and a recent wager between friends brought his life crashing down around him.

Call Dr. Feelgood because this rock band is infectious!!