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Just days after offering to sell the Statue of Liberty to Canada, Trump has said he will use the funds raised to build the biggest ladder ever conceived.
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Lab grown artificial vaginas are a reality!
Scientists in Tijuana Mexico have patented the process where replacement vaginas can be grown in a petri dish in about 3 weeks. American and Mexican doctors and scientists carried out implant surgery four times between June 2005 and October 2008, reports the Tijuana Medical Journal.
Russia's President Putin has condemned those who attempted to assassinate former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter, saying that they had been told to make it look like suicide. Claims that policy of out-sourcing assassinations in post-communist Russia has resulted in embarrassing ineptitude that threatens Russia's standing in world of political killings.
Uh, I wouldn't exactly call the cost, confusion, inconvenience, frustrations and international condemnations a "success." Am I missing the Alternate Facts here?
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - This week’s issue of TIME magazine features the world’s strongmen on its cover and main story.  U.S. President Donald Trump is not among them, but the Philippines’ Rodrigo Duterte is. Today, Trump called Duterte to congratulate him for being afforded the rare honor along with Russian President Vladimir Putin,…
The change will be enforced by the Country’s United Naming Trust, one international body that even Britain can’t leave.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - The Philippines holds several world records but nothing could be more significant than the possiblity of a record of having three sitting Presidents. Simultaneously. It’s looking more and more that Senate Minority Leader and actor-comedian Tito Sotto of the inseparable showbiz trio Tito, Vic (Sotto) and Joey (De Leon) could…
It took two party affiliations and three campaigns against three different opponents, but I finally made it. I am, at long last, a United States senator, and boy, does it feel dreamy.
The Arlington cat show and 4-paws expo has drawn attention by the EPA this week...
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After a much heralded meeting about prison reform Donald Trump had off hand remarks about Kim Kardashian’s large ass…Yes, you heard it here first!
Channel 4 think they are onto a winner after having signed up 10 Donald Trump impersonators to take part in their accident strewn show this year.
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The FBI has accused North Korea (NK) of hacking Sony Pictures Inc computers, stealing executive emails and making physical threats against Sony and other US organizations that would show the film “The Interview.” This black comedy film is about the assassination of Kim Jong Un, NK’s Supreme Leader. President Obama has promised retaliation tactics by the USA to NK at a time and place of his choosing.
Decades after receiving five deferments from military service during the Vietnam War, President Donald Trump is looking for a way to avoid serving his country once again, according to multiple White House sources.
Within that rare moment of self-awareness, Evans says he suddenly realised that he’s unlikable tit who’s lucky he caught on in the laddish Zeitgeist of the 90s when everyone was a loud bellend.
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When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study that shows sperm production is almost non-existent among British males.
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Democratic Party presidential hopefuls Joe Biden and Eric Holder will be debuting the start of their 2020 campaign next week with a tour of crucial US sink-or-swim states.

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