This tells the story, of why Bush was so bad at the end of his term…….

The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.

A medicated 16 year-old boy calmly strolled into a Dick's Sporting Goods in Tempe, Arizona and shot everyone inside this afternoon, killing 7 and wounding 5.

A trail of Death –
The following is a list of a number of persons who have died in suspicious circumstances who had connection to the Clinton’s or the Clinton’s dealings. The length and breadth of this list is disconcerting.

It is beyond credibility that very many of these cases are just coincidences.

Meet the 'Brexit Preppers' as they prepare their 'Brexit Bunkers' for the chaos they believe will follow a 'No Deal' Brexit. Top 'Prepper' tells of how tinned food, medicines, even illegal drugs, European porn and prostitutes are being hoarded in preparation for Brexit. Reveals that he is prepared to defend his bunker by force, if necessary.

CUPERTINO, CA (The Barbed Wire) - Feeling pressured to hold a September event like they always do, but out of new ideas, Apple's CEO Tim Cook promised those in attendance at today's product update meeting that the company would come up with something cool at some far-off date in the future.

It appears ESPN anchor Ed Werder has been asked to come in on a Saturday.  And, if you would believe it, he’s gonna have to come in on Sunday too.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) - At a rally on Wednesday night, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump suggested that President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were the "founders" of ISIS, the Islamic State terrorist group. Trump's comment drew criticism and outrage even from members of his own party. On Thursday, Trump took…

DALY CITY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Daylight Saving Time (DST) could be a thing of the past in California, if a bill introduced by Assemblymember Kansen Chu (D-San Jose) is approved by the state Legislature. AB 2496 would keep California on Pacific Standard Time year-round. Chu says there is no evidence DST reduces…

Staking out what they hope will be another winning slogan, the president's campaign released a new theme line for his re-election in 2020: Make America Great Again Again

Donald Trump accused the media today of trying to spike his drinks before a major speech in an attempt to make him say things that would undermine his chances of winning in November.

Yes, we know it's an odd one. Bear with us. It's Saturday, all right?

Satirical papers across the country are announcing that President Trump will no longer be considered a target of ridicule and general lampooning because, according to them, “it’s getting old”.

The man, Mark James, spends most of his time on celebrity websites and social media, criticising famous women for how they look.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - In a shocking move today, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont doubled down on his decision to continue his campaign for the presidency after a crushing loss in South Carolina to his rival former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Sanders baffled political experts by remaining in the Democratic presidential primary even though there were only 46 primary states remaining.

United we (space) stand. (return) Divided (return) wefall.

Dan Sparks of Falls Church, Virginia is full of surprises. Unfortunately, as far as his wife of fifty-one years is concerned, they always involve his penis.

President Trump announced today that all future communication between the press and the White House will be suspended in lieu of a future memoir entitled "Your Welcome".

McConnell continued, "Donald Trump can be president of the moon, because he sure as hell isn't going to be the Republican presidential nominee. Idiotic Republican voters have forced us to take this action."

Hugh Humphries went out to dinner with his family last night to a place they commonly frequent. He ordered a salad. Everything went downhill from there.

Ripping a page from his best-selling book The Art of the Deal, President Donald Trump took to Twitter to bargain with those asking for his ouster from office.