PYONGYANG -- Interest in the size of North Korea’s nuclear arsenal is growing after the regime’s state-run news agency released a video on Tuesday showing leader Kim Jong Un playing with a tiny missile purportedly fitted with a miniature nuclear tip.

The ceremony, to be broadcast on ABC on February 24, 2019, is estimated to run approximately 79 hours.

"I've just got oodles of space where more shoes, belts, and purses should be," says nature lover.

"Our prayers may soon be answered," says Ryan.

Each toy will look like an item found commonly around the kitchen – an oil bottle, salt ‘n’ pepper shakers, egg cups – only with a sexual twist.

Back again for another year, but now will the worst Prize Pack yet!

Meet the 'Brexit Preppers' as they prepare their 'Brexit Bunkers' for the chaos they believe will follow a 'No Deal' Brexit. Top 'Prepper' tells of how tinned food, medicines, even illegal drugs, European porn and prostitutes are being hoarded in preparation for Brexit. Reveals that he is prepared to defend his bunker by force, if necessary.

Jeramaine Jingles drops by the show. He and Sunny school Knick on why being the Michigan-Michigan State game hero is worth suffering a potentially crippling injury.

After the House of Representatives passed its repeal of Obamacare on Thursday, there was plenty of speculation about the replacement plan, which likely will be known as Trumpcare. Many questions abounded, including who would oversee the transition, which President Donald Trump moved quickly to address.

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On January 20, 2016 President Obama gave his seventh State of the Union (SOTU) address to a joint session of the Republican controlled Congress, the Supreme Court Justices, White House officials, invited guests, the news media and the American people.

"We urge Bernie Sanders to stop clinging to his un-American beliefs in representative democracy and voting rights. He must concede.."

Staking out what they hope will be another winning slogan, the president's campaign released a new theme line for his re-election in 2020: Make America Great Again Again

It is believed Gallagher was lured into the open with drugs and Hooch where he was shot at repeatedly.

While Alonso and Gutierrez both escaped unharmed from the spectacular crash, the wall was not so lucky....

Satirical papers across the country are announcing that President Trump will no longer be considered a target of ridicule and general lampooning because, according to them, “it’s getting old”.

Friends of a young black girl savagely beaten on camera by a cop are raising money to help him heal from the serious injuries he should have received.

Visionary writer/director/actor Ben Affleck has left the Batman franchise to pursue a lifelong passion of being the spokesman for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

United we (space) stand. (return) Divided (return) wefall.

Donald Trump curtseyed like a girl today when receiving a medal from the Saudi king, according to an expert close to the president's knees.

An onlooker said: "If Saudi women were allowed to not wear a headdress they would look just like Donald Trump curtseying in this clip. That's if women were allowed to win medals in the kingdom."

Metro Councilman Ryan Heck makes his long-awaited and boisterously candid debut on the show with Jeremy White and Sunny Weathers.