New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Doctors at New York’s Presbyterian Hospital report that Hillary Clinton tested positive for an advanced case of Norwegian Sniffle-Less a contagious disease that is spread from hand to person.

DONALD TRUMP has been impeached by the  Democrat-controlled U.S. House of Representatives. It doesn’t mean much other than being seen as the shaming of a President.  He remains in the White House unless he is removed from office and prevented from holding Federal positions through a conviction by the Senate. But a Senate conviction is unlikely.  It…

Tackling the sensitive topic of what constitutes an appropriate time and place for black people to protest racial inequality and police violence in America, the white leadership of one Midwestern town believe they have found an answer.

"The Aristocrats" is the world's filthiest joke. As a public service we present this fill-in-the-blanks version of the joke, which you are free to adapt for your own purposes and family occasions.

Pyongyang, North Korea – (satireworld)
The war of words has heated up in recent days between the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, aka North Korea, and a respected American online publication known for its cutting edge humor. Satire World.com says threats of being in a state of ‘war’ have surfaced after a series of photos were published online showing the reclusive North Korea leader Kim Jong-un in an very unfavorable light.

Jolie filed for divorce just days ago, citing Pitt’s substance abuse problems and growing anger issues.

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

First, you could rent a house. Renting cars and moving vans were followed by renting to own furniture, electronics, or appliances. The next evolutionary steps were rent to own tires and rent to own home computers. The latest innovation in this fast growing industry are rent-to-own breast implants!

James Carville described Pennsylvania as "Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in between.” We should not be surprised, therefore, that today is National Drunks Against Mad Mothers Day, sponsored by DAMM Pennsylvania.

Svalbard Island, Norway – (SatireWorld.com)

Recent global unrest and the impending crash of the world economy has now reached to Norway, one of the World’s richest nations, home to 4.5 million Striking Vikings, who live very well, thank you, courtesy of North Sea oil resources.

The suspect had bunny gore all over her face when police arrested her in a Port-A-Jonnie near Spokane International Airport
Spokane, WA – (SatireWorld.com)
Sarah Eostre was a normal teenage girl of 17 from all outward appearances. Her room at home had scores of frilly dolls, the usual posters on the wall, piles of school books, and an open and marked copy of 'Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse' a novel by Robert Rankin. Also in the room was dark secret kept hidden away in the back of a closet.

"Improv is all about embracing what someone is saying and raising the stakes," said Mr. Grinell. "Surveillance on American citizens? Do it. Covert weapons to fund freedom fighters? I'm in. Smuggling yellow cake for an East African warlord to retrieve a lost drone. Hell yes! It's that simple."

In bestowing the honor for his "conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity," the President detailed how he repeatedly confronted near-certain death in the course of saving 11 fellow soldiers during a battle along Vietnam's central coast in 1969.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - While worldwide debate rages over the fate of what was supposed to be this summer's blockbuster movie, Batman Vs Superman, the two major comics companies, Marvel and DC Comics are battling it out for supremacy in the Philippines. Leave it to Philippine politics to set the stage for the quest…

To help our readers during this unprecedented coronavirus pandemic, we're offering a free (!) downloadable printer template for making your very own homemade toilet paper.

"I've just got oodles of space where more shoes, belts, and purses should be," says nature lover.

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a preemptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to start a nuclear war against the North.

SILICON VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - As a public service, we are publishing the lyrics to the new hit song by Julie Andrews, a remake of 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,' orginally from "Mary Poppins." It's a sing-along version:

Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com)

A recently discovered trove of unseen Nazi secret documents dating from the Hitler era, disclosed a secret many allied intelligence services have overlooked for more than 65 years….Adolph Hitler was totally color blind and a real bad sport about practical jokes being played upon him.

As tensions continue to build between protestors and the police over the death of George Floyd two weeks ago, many across the nation find themselves yearning for the recent simpler times of only having to constantly worry about contracting COVID-19.

TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Some 50 container vans of balut, the Filipino delicacy of boiled duck embryo, has been found rotting in an undisclosed port in Canada. The shipment was imported by a local company for distribution in Filipino and Asian groceries and supermarkets throughout Canada. Balut is extremely popular among Filipinos and…