White House Press Secretary Raj Shah released a statement to the press yesterday concerning President Trump and his referring to some immigrant countries as “shitholes”.

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The study was conducted with a group of eighty-seven volunteers over the course of ten years, using a range of people. The group ranged from those who kept up-to-date with reputable news sources multiple times a day, all the way down to those who just read The Sun. A strong correlation was observed between the amount of hard news a person consumed and how happy they are.

"Over 81% of Americans didn't even realize it's just one big evolving war in Iraq where we try to fix our mistakes and only seem to make it worse. It's been going on for over a quarter of a century now," reported Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

Holiday, New York -(satireworld.com)
The last four men not accused of sexual harassment in the US held a joint press conference for the eager media today in Holiday, NY a sleepy Catskill Mountain resort town of 75 winter-time residents.

Donald Trump angrily criticised theVoiceofReason.com after we claimed he had 'piss colored hair' today in one of the most fraught press conferences of modern times.

Trump, 76, who clearly hasn't realised we are a fake news organisation yet, answered our questions to the chagrin of our competition at CNNion who were refused a question as they are now officially a fake news organisation.

This followed the release of a report in which it was alleged that the president-elect took part in a sex act which included prostitutes, some as old as 26, weeing on each other, apparently known as a gol

The ban, along with a total ban on migration, is part of Nigel’s plan to reduce Britain’s population to him and his mates so that it’s quicker to get served in the pub.

Harris County texas Sheriff's Office mistakes kitty litter for crystal meth The "bust of the year" is busted!.

A Baton Rouge man who has never bothered to investigate local events is notorious for complaining about the lack of area entertainment to attend and participate in.

London – (SatireWorld.com) – Police on the trail of £30 millionsworth of jewelry from the Hatton Garden heist have issued artist’s impressions of several engagement sparklers suspected of being fenced into eager royal hands.

Bill Washington’s family are shocked and appalled at witnessing a side of their family member they never before knew existed.

It promises to be one of the tightest elections in modern history with most polls declaring each side within just a point or two of each other. Even on voting day, many are still undecided on which shaft they’d rather be buggered by – a good, traditional British shaft, or one with more continental flair.

"Manni will have a forearm like Popeye's if he keeps that up." Kent Rugby, Gym Instructor

WASHINGTON - President Trump decided to surprise the first lady by arranging a romantic solitary Valentine's day dinner just for her. According to everyone around Melania, this is exactly what she was hoping for and was very pleased with the gesture.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Nothing is ordinary with President-Elect Donald Trump.  Not even with regards to his relationship with the news media.  He chooses whom he speaks to and has called news outlets like CNN "fake news." But we scored the first one-on-one interview with Trump on the eve of his inauguration…

Are the great British public actually a bunch of ill informed morons? With radio phone ins more popular than ever and social media allowing ordinary citizens to publicly express their opinions as never before, top academic claims that everything they say is utter, ill informed, bollocks. Should government actually be discouraging greater electoral engagement by the terminally ignorant?

The White House today criticised the media, not including this newspaper, for suggesting there were enormous yards of white empty space where people stood at the Obama Inauguration in 2009, according to someone looking at the picture below.

Birmingham, Illinois – (SatireWorld.com)
Jerry Plutarch, owner of “Jerry’s Pawn Shop and Title Loans” of Birmingham, Illinois, has said that the United States Treasury Department has defaulted on the payments of his loan to the United States Government. As such, Mr. Plutarch says that he will begin the process of seizing and selling off the assets used as collateral from this 2009 loan (part of the national debt).

After twice being denied unpaid time-off to follow his son's Davenport, Texas baseball team to the Little League World Series last year, Kyle Lawson didn't think twice - he quit his job as a supply clerk and travelled to Williamsport, PA to watch his boy go 0-11 from the plate and make a throwing error that sealed his squad's early elimination from the tournament.

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Americans know that President Donald Trump gets upset so easily, especially on things like news reports on the number of people who attended his inauguration, or the fact that he lost the popular vote in the last election to Hillary Clinton.  But nothing has upset him more…