Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
It may be discriminatory for landlords to refuse to rent to people with criminal records according to King Obama, even though the Fair Housing Act doesn’t include criminals as a protected class. US Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is twisting facts via circular reasoning for the king to play the race card.

Local journalist claims Rudy Giuliani's laptop found in Preston computer shop. Alleges hard drive full of gay porn. Is President's personal lawyer involved in bizarre plot to finance election challenge through proceeds of adult film making?

The author of over one dozen papers questioning the validity of climate change, Balling, who resides in Florida's Ft. Myers area, went on to deny that she has ever owned any outdoor furniture or that she once had a trampoline in her backyard despite reports to the contrary.

London UK – (satireworld.com)
Al Gore was invited to speak at the May meeting of the modern day Flat Earth Society (FES) London Branch (LB) about his theories of greenhouse gases causing Global Warming/Climate Change and the catastrophic results. Mr. Gore, 15 of his associates and 10 reporters boarded two of his private jets to fly to London.

Lucy’s post about her situation went viral to the point that it reached members of The Bangles. They denied being psychic or that they deserved any of the credit.

We spoke with former President Donald Trump about his legacy, life after the presidency, and his soon to be released fictional memoir, Trump Change: The Greatest Presidency of all Time. Q: You wrote this memoir under a pseudonym, DJ Trump. Why? A: There are some kiss and tell moments. Some dirty little secrets, like the…

Just looking at your faces, I know I’m going to end up the villain here. You want free health care for all and a tasty breakfast everyone can love, and the only thing standing in the way is me saying no. But someone has to be the adult here and say you can’t just do what you want regardless of nutrition or economics.

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com)
The left is getting nervous as ‘The Donald’ isn’t going away into the sunset amid heated claims of sexual misconduct. In fact, all propped up charges of groping and un-warranted advances have been dispelled as fabrications including the latest from a Clinton campaign worker who claims she was groped by Trump in 1973 when she worked for her family’s business in Florida.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)

First Lady Michelle Obama had the White House basement cleaned to remove all the Bovine Excrement generated for the president by White House Press Secretaries Robert Gibbs, Jay Carney and Josh Earnest. She needed a cool dry place to store all her turnips for this year’s school lunch program.

The Biden Administration recently released an itemized outline of how it plans to re-build America with a colossal $2 trillion infrastructure plan. But how does it compare to the plan Donald Trump had been formulating before losing the 2020 election? The following table summarizes some of the main differences:

BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - These are two photos, both taken in China.   Can you spot the difference? (Use our comments section)

Ten year-old Kyle Fitzgerald of Brea, California was the only one of his friends to miss out on twenty dollars and free ice cream Saturday after his overly cynical nature caused him to misinterpret the generous overtures of a kind stranger.

Days after a 7-point plan to restore Donald Trump to the presidency was handed out at the Conservative Political Action Conference, a second, less outlandish version detailing how Trump can regain the White House has begun circulating among conservatives. It reads as follows:

Crawford, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
In an interview at his Crawford ranch, George “Dubya” Bush candidly spoke about his original cabinet selections when he begin his term of office as President of the United States of America. “When I went in to the White House in 2001, my advisors advised me that I should nominate Donald Rumsfeld for Secretary of Defense. He wasn’t my original pick for the job. The man I wanted to nominate was Captain Kangaroo.”

Geraldine Futcher of Conway, Texas realized her lifelong dream of dying of a preventable disease Tuesday when she passed away from complications related to COVID-19.
































































 
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Saddened by the loss of a great American, President Trump demands Congress consider a national memorial to the fallen nudie picture pioneer.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - A new claimant to the disputed territories in the South China Sea is about to come forward following the November 8 U.S. presidential elections.  That claimant is the United States. In her remarks to Goldman Sachs executives in 2013, Hillary Clinton recalled having contentious discussions with Chinese officials…

‘It all happened so quickly,’ Gregg told us. ‘I phoned the hospital and they said it was best I drove her in. Maureen was making a terrible fuss but I thought we had plenty of time before the baby arrived. How wrong I was. The next thing I knew the baby’s head had appeared and I hadn’t even called for the ambulance.’

As Ukrainians continue to flee their country westward into Poland and Southward into Romania, millions more around the world have more astutely begun to try to escape downward into the Earth, digging with whatever implements they have in a desperate but futile bid to escape the imminent nuclear destruction of the planet.

One expert is disputing presidential candidate Ben Carson’s absurd claims that he grew up poor and black -- and that he was ever a certified doctor.