SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - It wasn't only Barack Obama that Donald Trump accused of being a non natural-born U.S. citizen.  The Republican presidential candidate's birther movement extended beyond politics.  It included Hollywood. After eight years insisting that Obama wasn't eligible to become president of the United States, Trump finally accepted…

Two movies titled “Roadhouse” enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis and Robert Rau watch both the definitive Patrick Swayze movie and the 1948 film noir you probably haven’t heard of, and determine which deserves the title.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) -President Donald Trump has signed the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) for 2020 that establishes a U.S. Space Force as the sixth branch of the U.S. armed forces—despite the Outer Space Treaty designating space as a global commons to be used for peaceful purposes. Trump signed the NDAA flanked by…

David Vitrano drops serious knowledge about LSU football, Jeremy refs an improv game about new TV shows, and Sunny provides "The Never-Ending" sound effect.

Former NFL linebacker Walter McBride dismissed the science behind both concussion-related brain disease and climate change, as well as a range of other things, in a sprawling 3,554 word article he published on his blog yesterday.

To many in Great Britain, the uproar over Meghan Markle’s comings, goings, and indeed existence are no surprise; the country has, in the eyes of many, been ‘contaminated’ by outsiders for far too long. “Make Britain Great Again” founder Basil Carville claims that all of Britain’s problems can be traced to the arrival of undesirable immigrants in 1066.

Super-gonorrhea is particularly dangerous strain of gonorrhea that cannot be treated with the the usual antibiotics.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles , Manila Bureau) - Philippine Catholic bishops Monday raised questions about the fitness of Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte to  become president after the frontrunner candidate joked about an Australian lay missionary who was raped  before being killed during a hostage crisis in 1989. Archbishop Socrates Villegas and the Catholic Bishops'…

Constitutional crisis or cobblers? Will Prince Harry and Meghan's decision to renounce royal life and live on council estate in Slough result in end of the monarchy as we know it? Royal experts disagree as to consequences of Harry becoming Uber driver.

"It's insane how many branches of government we have in this crooked country. I think there's three, and I can't name any of them, and maybe that's the point. The government is so huge that I can't figure out how it works, or what any part of it does," declared Trump to a cheering crowd of civically ignorant patriots.

Two months after the United States announced it's first fatality due to the Coronavirus, the nation's death toll surpassed 60,000 this week - or less than 3% of the Vietnamese killed during the Vietnam War, the Trump Administration pointed out today.

A South Louisiana resident with a recently formed, debilitating fear of clowns shot one of the world’s most recognizable corporate mascots as dozens of children looked on in horror, according to police.

WASHINGTON (The Barbed Wire) - Hillary Clinton is trying to become the first woman president. If she were a likable person, that would be one thing. She's not though, and that's why America needs to understand - Hillary would not be the Mother of the country, she would be the Mother-in-Law (MIL) of the country.

One week after sister city Minneapolis defunded their own police department, the city council of St. Paul, Minnesota voted unanimously today to replace their entire police force with dogs.

Imagine you're cramming for your test in fluid dynamics when you get a text: Demetri Martin is coming to your school this week...and you're opening for him.

Knick and James finally get back together now that Knick has been released from rehearsals. The guys get caught up on comic news, talk the weirdest ways people get high, and start a conversation that they should have begun a long time ago and will probably continue for quite some time.

Though both Georgia and Florida had already eased their own complete bans to permit shooters to operate at 50% of their usual kill totals, the Lone Star State is the first to re-instate the tacit consent of unfettered gunning down of civilians as they try to go about their daily lives.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Surging coronavirus cases in many areas of the United States may make it unwise to hold large family gatherings at Thanksgiving this year, particularly if elderly relatives or out-of-state travel are involved, Anthony S. Fauci, the nation’s top infectious-disease expert, told “CBS Evening News” on Wednesday. “You may have…

Blogger Lamar White Jr. joins Sunny and Jeremy to discuss Les Miles, state Sen. Troy Brown, and a couple of books about a couple of creepy guys.

Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com)
Doctors at Queen Alexandra Hospital have used 3D printing technology to replace most of a man’s missing skull in an innovative procedure including Super Glue that is sure to revolutionize orthopedic surgery.