Morgan, Kansas (satireworld.com)

A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.

SEATTLE - The celebrating by New England Patriots fans will have to be put on hold after a federal judge, and Seattle Seahawks fan, ruled that Tom Brady’s comeback victory is probably unconstitutional.

Dedicated to 'Covering female issues from a male perspective', Rose and a panel comprised of Scott Baio, Anthony Weiner and Oliver Stone spent the program's inaugural episode exploring topics ranging from the #MeToo movement and ladies-only gyms to the pros and cons of tampons.

Nearly 63 million votes were deceptively cast for Donald Trump’s top adviser Steve Bannon in last year’s presidential election, according to a preliminary report released by the Federal Bureau of Investigation this week.

The decision was made as part of a campaign to lower suicide rates in North Korea, who currently have the second highest suicide rates in the world. Anyone who attempts suicide, and fails, will now face an embarrassing and painful death on North Korean television.

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Justin Bieber, the pop princess singer whose balls have yet to drop, was seen yesterday in public with girlfriend Selena Gomez and a new attachment on her finger. The Disney Channel actress (three words that do not go well together) was spotted wearing what appeared to be a diamond engagement ring.

My capture and escape from a Trump internment camp

Local Area Telemarketer Mark Mandel was oddly receptive to the woos of the TelCore employee appreciation Monday...

Calling their Cleveland Cavaliers team the "true champions", Donald Trump invited Kevin Love and Kyle Korver to the White House for an NBA title celebration today.

A founding member of the Tuskegee Airmen, as well as the inventor of the cotton gin and peanut butter, Douglass’ heroism truly defies the imagination.

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,

I saw on the news last night that Walmart is going to start doing breast implants.

I know that breast implants use saline pouches, and that saline is just another name for salt water.

Do you think anyone has tried to corner the market on salt water by buying up a lot of stock?

I think that we could get ourselves rich doing this!

Lefty Schwartz Flyspit, Georgia

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com)
Computer buggers who harvested classified emails from Hillary Clinton’s highly illicit private server may have sucked up some huge unauthorized privileges – but so the f*** what?

New York City, NY –

Hillary Clinton excuse number 74 (we know you’ve been counting) as to why her 2016 presidential campaign imploded during voting and underdog Donald Trump won….The new excuse that has people’s heads churning even more in disbelief is…Her lack of a male heir.

Backstabbing Institute of America – (satireworld.com)

Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the top American Traitor in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series to be titled “America’s Biggest Traitor,” had Fonda beating out such other famous people as Benedict Arnold, the Rosenburgs, and Aldrich Ames.

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced the move yesterday, acting on the wishes of President Donald Trump.

Pigot? Maybe BOSTON, Massachusetts—Dr. Henry Wadsworth, a linguistics professor at Boston College, is heading a team comprised of some of the world’s top linguists that is attempting to find the perfect word to describe billionaire real estate mogul and presidential hopeful Donald Trump. “There are many wonderful terms that accurately describe various components of Mr.…

In what’s being called “the biggest gaffe since he referred to German chancellor Angela Merkel as ‘Mr. Merkel, sir,’” President Obama began to read the wrong speech in Dallas on Tuesday at a memorial for five officers who were killed in last week's attack.

In what could be a first for the world of hip-hop, the father of celebrated rapper Eminem -- longtime Indiana politician Mike Pence -- has been chosen by presidential candidate Donald Trump to be his running mate.

Facing the prospect of falling out of the Little League World Series after losing their first two games by a combined score of 24-3, the boys from Clarksville, Tennessee did just that Tuesday, dropping their match-up with North Platte, Nebraska 13-0 and embarrassing themselves and the entire Volunteer State in the process.

Trump believes that Obama may have ordered Biden to stay behind and spy on him in the White House.