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Moline, IL – Bruno Pelchowicz is a lifer at Orkin Pest Management and has been battling bugs for nearly 20 years.  Some of his co-workers joke that he doesn’t even have to spray some houses.  He just stares down the roaches and they run away because they know what’s coming.  Bruno has built up a reputation of being the best in the business.  He’s called into some of the most serious and perplexing jobs.  If there is such a thing, Bruno is a bug nerd.
Parting ways with the superstar Zhao, who is still 21 years shy of his 60th birthday, seems incongruous with program schemes employed by SDSO Conductor Bill Conti, which have relied heavily on Zhao as the cornerstone of the string section since 2007.
There’s always ‘some guy’ who has an opinion that chronicles how every person feels on a particular topic.  MouthFrog was able to speak with ‘some guy’ today who we believe fits that very description.  His name is not important.  In fact, he never volunteered his name and we never asked.
ORLANDO, FL (The Barbed Wire) - The Marco Rubio presidential campaign was rocked to its core today after the New York Times broke the shocking story that the Florida senator has received four traffic citations in the past eighteen years. Rubio and his inner circle are huddling tonight, in full damage control mode, to try and decide whether his presidential run should move forward.
PAGO PAGO, American Samoa (The Adobo Chronicles) -  The United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia has just ruled that the Fourteenth Amendment's guarantee of birthright citizenship does not apply to island territories including American Samoa. Agreeing with the Obama administration's lawyers, the DC Circuit relied on and even expanded the scope of…
WACO (The Barbed Wire) - Video footage from the parking lot of the Twin Peaks restaurant shows that Pee Wee Herman accidentally started the big biker fight this past weekend. Witnesses from inside the restaurant at the time say that Pee Wee had just regaled the crowd of bikers with a bad-to-the-bone performance of the "Tequila!" when the incident went south…
White Plains, NY – April, Jaylene, and Chris asked their girlfriend Tanya out for dinner under the guise of a ‘girls night out.’  Their plan was an intervention of sorts, given the rate at which Tanya was drinking wine and sleeping with random men.  As they all sat down at the table, Tanya immediately ordered 2 bottles of wine for the group and the transition was easy from there.
Traditional circular baked goods purveyors have worked hard to distinguish their products from the mainstream, primarily through products which offer increased frosting-to-face transfer.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles ) - It is common knowledge that the former Bruce Jenner was a Republican.  It is therefore not a surprise that among the first to welcome Caitlyn into their fold was the Log Cabin Republicans. Log Cabin Republicans is the nation’s original and largest organization representing gay conservatives and allies who support…
"As far as I'm concerned, Caitlyn Jenner is no different than Hulk Hogan," says pro wrestling fan Brian "Bub" Sisler. By Lee Mays, Humor Times.
Even though Kim Kardashian and hubby Kanye West are expecting just their second child, Kim has hired a tutor to help keep track. By Lee Mays, Humor Times.
Buying groceries is already a pleasurable pastime we all enjoy — combining it with recreational math just takes a good thing and makes it all the better.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) of the Department of Homeland Security has just released the revised test questionnaire for immigrants applying for U.S. citizenship. It  is a far cry from the 100 potential questions that an immigration officer might ask a citizenship applicant.  There would only…
A noticeably heavier looking Sepp Blatter dropped food he was eating on the ground just moments after resigning allofasudden, according to our man at the scene.
Tusayan, AZ –  If you want to see the exquisite canyons Arizona has to offer, you better get there quick.  Mouthfrog was out on the street today and a guy told us that soon the Grand Canyon will be no more.
Despite stubborn opposition from their youngest member, the Peterson family of Willow Brook Lane in San Jose, California will poison themselves together this weekend after systematically destroying all their possessions, patriarch Dennis reports.
Fifty percent of young American women -- and now men -- admit to shaving their pubic hair...we humans always go too far.
Despite greater strides made toward purchasing parity between the sexes, a recent study shows that women in the U.S. still spend around 77 cents for every dollar a man earns.
The 'net is running out of space, and it's not due to Sunny Weathers watching too much porn.
Is internet porn the new front line in the battle for press freedom? Campaigners urge web users to download more filth from the net to frustrate Tory plans to restrict access to on line pornography!

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