The Republican Party is irreparably maligning the name of America’s most revered president by continuing to call itself the “Party of Lincoln,” according to a lawsuit filed by Abraham Lincoln’s only living descendant.

Despite their widespread use, parental controls have been a disappointment as a means of empowering children to control their parents’ Internet and television viewing. According to Victoria Dumars, a spokeswoman for the Consortium for a Sound Intellect in New York (CSI-New York), “Parents are very resourceful when it comes to evading parental controls. They are determined to keep watching cooking shows, the most laughable porn, and the VH1 classic rock channel no matter how much these choices embarrass their children.”

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The GOP still basking in the shellacking it handed the gobsmacked DNC in the presidential elections of 2016. Politely offered an olive branch of sorts looking to re-ignite the friendly but competitive spirit of bygone days.

Adding to the inflation crisis as the centerpiece of their midterm platform to retake Congress in November, Republicans are seizing on the destruction Hurricane Ian is wrecking under President Biden's watch.

Seoul, South Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
Today at dusk over 45 divisions of crack North Korean troops swarmed over the DMZ and attacked the capitol city of South Korea setting fires, looting stores and shops ending a 60 year armistice that was frequently broken over disputed boundaries and vast political reunification issues.

The couple, Mr and Mrs Taylor, both agree the wind energy is a fantastic idea but just not for the local area since they don’t like the look of the turbines.

Newly elected Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy raised a few eyebrows this morning when he announced on the floor of the House that he is gay.

White privilege bolstered by teaching math, university professor says......
By Robert Gearty, Fox News, Published 10/24/17

Professor Rochelle Gutierrez says the ability to solve algebra and geometry perpetuates white privilege. (University of Illinois)

The White House – (SatireWorld.com)
In a White House News Conference, a press secretary released the list of Barack Obama’s 2016 selections for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The award, given since 1963, is the highest civilian honor given in the United States, ranking it with the Congressional Medal of Honor given by Congress to members of the military.

The news is a major blow for an England team who held serious aspirations of getting as far as the second round of the competition before losing on penalties.

Did a man travel back in time to try and stop assassination of John Lennon in 1980? Top physicist makes series of extraordinary claims regarding missing colleague. Alleges combination of time machine constructed in lab locker and tantric sex enabled leading scientist to create new reality where Lennon lives!

Shocking results of a genealogical investigation into Donald Trump's ancestry has linked the GOP presidential candidate to one of the Founding Fathers of the United States.

President Trump today sought to put some distance between another figure in his administration who met with Russian diplomats, his son-in-law, Jared.

The prime minister explained, today, why she wants to keep her Brexit negotiating position secret after triggering Article 50, in the first interview on the subject.nt and parody

Who are the mystery celebrities protected by latest super injunctions? Are they actually dead - but only for tax purposes? Tabloid makes sensational claims!

One week after a video for "Try That in a Small Town" that uses stock footage to depict police brutality protestors as violent criminals propelled the lackluster song to the top of the charts, Jason Aldean is looking to harness his momentum with a full-length album of similar cultural-war-themed anthems.

President Trump today visited the Great Wall of China and admired the famous structure, and was also surprised that Mexicans could travel so far on foot.

Phoenix, AZ – (satireworld.com)
A CBS news reporter has been arrested and fired from a TV station after he pooped on a criminal suspect’s front lawn while preparing his report. Jonathan Lowe, a journalist for KPHO in Phoenix, Arizona, was picked up by police Monday on charges of public defecation while on the job.

Skeletor, an evil demon from another dimension, said he can no longer stand by as the liberal media attacks simple middle class people like himself.

Madison Avenue, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)
The success of Wendy’s recent revival of their old “Where’s The Beef?” ad campaign has prompted several other restaurant chains and other business to revive old advertising campaigns and marketing plans. People watching network television over the next few months might believe that they are actually watching a retrospective of old television commercials.