Chicago IL – (satireworld.com)
Todd Starnes of Fox News writes, “If the progressive academic radicals at Princeton University have their way, the New Jersey school will soon be man-free.” The private university wants to eradicate the word “man” from its vocabulary. It’s all part of an effort to get folks to start using “gender inclusive language.”

INDIANAPOLIS — NCAA officials have been in touch with top-tier college basketball programs to let them know that the poo…

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Under President Donald Trump’s administration, the United States’ space exploration is making huge discoveries. Today, the Nationl Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) announced its biggest discovery yet in many decades: the earth’s moon is actually part of planet Mars! This new discovery was revealed by no less than…

What’s this I keep hearing about Donald Trump and his campaign reminding people of me and my victorious 1968 presidential run? Who the hell are these idiots who keep spewing such crap? That’s got to be the most asinine thing I’ve heard since I assumed room temperature.

The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didn't quite go as planned.

A research article appearing in this month's first-ever issue of Ladies Science reveals that ocassional butt play can significantly reduce a woman's chances of developing butt cancer.

Jasper, GA – (SatireWorld.com)
A Georgia chiropractor is accused of sexually violating three female patients by using a controversial medical procedure he calls ‘Intravaginal massage.’ The Georgia State Medical Board says there is no recognized procedure like this anywhere on their list of approved medical treatments.

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Brad Pitt will be joining Disney Films in producing the story about an undocumented immigrant from Mexico who came to the United States at 19 and started working on farms in California, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Dr. Alfredo Quiñones-Hinojosa saved up a ton of money and enrolled…

Recently I was informed by the entrail readers at 23&Me that I am no longer 1/500 sub-Saharan African or any other non-white subgroup. I was gutted by this revelation. "Yo, homie," I thought, "there goes my street cred . . ..

It has come to our attention that the media at large has been using the fame of our brightest stars to generate clicks and garner shallow traffic on their sites. Despicable.

Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com)
Monday night on “CNN Tonight,” supporter of Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, billionaire Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, said Clinton did nothing wrong because the person who set up her email should have set up “filters and alerts that said any email that came with a classified header.”

A woman whose entire life seems to have been conducted with the express goal of acquiring influence and power has admitted that she is actually not a natural-born politician.

Set against the backdrop of the February 1974 general election, Humber's film is a 'ripped-from-the-headlines expose of the seamier side of the British political scene. The plot is straightforward: teenager Wally, attending a Young Conservatives convention declares that he wants to become a political groupie and stows away in the campaign bus of a parliamentary candidate, bound for what he thinks will be the bright lights of the London political scene.

TLC's latest reality television series, "Tipsy Tyler", garnered 2.5 million viewers for its debut last night.

"It is completely untrue that we ever planned a story accusing Robert Robinson, Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell of behind the scenes sex romps with minors whilst recording Call My Bluff in the early seventies". More completely unfounded celebrity gossip.

A photographic memory (also known as an eidetic memory) allows the owner to remember things exactly as they were when they saw them without need for a long study period or any other sort of memory aid. Usually this applies to everything seen by the owner, but Gary Couples, 38, has been able to use his talent exclusively to remember all the ladies’ sweater puppies he’s ever seen.

The man who took the podium at a White House press conference this morning is continuing to claim that he, not Donald Trump, is the President of the United States. "I'm the President, so let's stop this foolishness and get back to business," the man, handsome and well-spoken, responded to repeated questions from reporters asking where Donald Trump was.

We demand answers!!

The man, John Thomas, 34, was thrown out of his local Greggs after making a quip about how he should switch from chips to quinoa to help his waistline.

Thousands of fantasy football managers were left high and dry Sunday night after wide receiver Robert Woods was deactivated at the last minute by his real-life team for "personal reasons".