After weeks of speculation and several reports indicating he would be fired after LSU’s season finale against Texas A&M, Les Miles will retain his job as head coach of the Tigers football team. What do you think about this?

PORTSMOUTH, New Hamphire (The Adobo Chronicles, Washinton Bureau) - Upping his criticism of Hillary Clinton’s debate performances, Donald Trump suggested without any Saturday that his opponent had been on drugs during their second debate. “I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate,” Mr. Trump told a crowd of thousands gathered at an…

"This looks like a whole new low budget youtube superhero series to this Netflix subscriber." Fred Flunkee, Netflix Subscriber

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–The average American pick-up truck has gained 1,142 pounds since 1990. The average American, about the same. The average Phish tune, in concert, added nearly two minutes around its middle, and personal pizzas got 25 percent larger. Go big or go home: The 11th Commandment writ large.

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Actors are often accused of being irritatingly reticent about their private lives – unwilling to satisfy fans’ and journalists’ curiosity about aspects of their life off the film sets. But that’s not something that can be said of Michael Douglas’ latest interview. Asked whether he ascribed his 2010 throat cancer diagnosis to a lifetime of drinking and smoking, he replied particularly frankly:

BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - These are two photos, both taken in China.   Can you spot the difference? (Use our comments section)

Cape Hatteras, NC- (satireworld.com)

A U.S. Navy ship sunk during WWII has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued 20 miles off Cape Hatteras, N.C. says Coast Guard Commander Nelson Putty, who helped several of the emaciated sailors onto a rescue helicopter while camera crews filmed the daring transfer.

TUCSON, AZ - A flaming dumpster made an appearance at Tucson International Airport this afternoon, serving as the centerpiece of a mass gathering designed apparently to spread COVID-19 to as many Arizonians as possible.

A comprehensive update on the whereabouts of the players on everybody's favorite 50s sit-com.

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
The White House and number 10 Downing Street have been twittering back and forth in the run up to the state dinner for Samantha Cameron and husband Dave to be hosted by American’s anti-royals, President and Mrs. Obama.

President-elect Biden, sensitive to questions about his age and fragility, told reporters, “I used to drive weekends at local NASCAR events while I attended that HBCU in, uh, Delaware.”

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Be the first on your block to grow your own penicillin! Why waste that moldy bread when it can be turned into a life saving wonder drug in just a few days!

If you call tech support these days, you get a menu of three choices: Some chappie with a rogan-josh Indian accent telling you, "My name is Brian"; or a low rider who talks faster than his relatives run when they're caught stealing electricity; or some Vietnamese ex-hooker who calls you "Feel," when your real name is Phil.

Indianapolis, IN – (satireworld.com)
Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently charged child molester Jared Fogel submitted by his defense team upon his sentencing. Fogel’s pending indictment of 2 counts of serial child molestation requires him to spend the minimum 15 plus years behind bars in a maximum security prison.

Britain's peadophiles complain that too many unaccompanied refugee children arriving in UK are actually adults. Demand tougher age tests to ensure that the government only save the children for them, not over age impostors.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)

After a string of scandal revelations, perhaps the biggest to hit the Obama Administration is the scope and size of the NSA’s intercepts of emails and phone conversations where virtually every phone call is recorded and passed on to the White House.

Convicted of the rape and murder of a white woman abducted from outside a Woolworth's in 1934, Kirby Jones claims that he was nowhere near the store in question that day.



































































 
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Speaking in front of the United Nations on Tuesday, U.S. President Donald Trump doubled down on his vow to “totally destroy” North America -- unveiling the following 10-point plan to devastate the country he was sort of elected to lead.

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The FBI is probing new emails related to Hillary Clinton, FBI Director James Comey said in a Friday letter to lawmakers upon which many on Capitol Hill considered a re-opening of the Hillary server investigation that was closed in early July by Director Comey. That action was considered partisan politics and cast a dark shadow over the career of many top FBI officials.

One week after comparing requirements for members of Congress to wear masks on the chamber floor to the Holocaust, Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Green likened the American Dental Association's recommendation of flossing at least once a day with Stalin-era purges.
































































 
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