The Chicago Cubs have won the World Series! Wait now, weren't they supposed to be cursed? Famed New Orleans psychic Madame Sophia LaRoque explains how it came to pass.

Cape Hatteras, NC- (satireworld.com)

A U.S. Navy ship sunk during WWII has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued 20 miles off Cape Hatteras, N.C. says Coast Guard Commander Nelson Putty, who helped several of the emaciated sailors onto a rescue helicopter while camera crews filmed the daring transfer.

A man once voted 'Most Likely to be Crushed to Death Trying to Steal a Catalytic Converter' by his high school classmates was crushed to death while attempting to remove a catalytic converter from a vehicle outside a residence in Tulsa, Oklahoma this morning.

White privilege bolstered by teaching math, university professor says......
By Robert Gearty, Fox News, Published 10/24/17

Professor Rochelle Gutierrez says the ability to solve algebra and geometry perpetuates white privilege. (University of Illinois)

Colin Kuchar, who replaced Jim Trusty as lead attorney on the former president's classified documents case after Trusty leapt to his death from a parking structure Thursday evening, hung himself this morning. Meanwhile, Cameron DeChambeau, who stepped in for John Rowley after Rowley jumped off the George Washington Bridge Friday afternoon, threw himself from his apartment's 42nd floor balcony last night.

Orlando, FL – (SatireWorld.com)

A judge with a sense of humor charged a man with using a weapon of mass destruction during a Catholic church service. The man, Percival Pissgums of Orlando, Florida, was arrested after repeatedly passing gas in St. Anthony’s Cathedral.

New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
What if Donald Trump had the hots for Hillary? Maybe it was all just some weird thing and not politics. Can you imagine!

The WSC final is being competed between England’s Mark Selby and China’s Ding Junhui, two men who have both been ranked as the best snooker player in the world at one time or another. Such a hotly contested final is guaranteed to lull millions of Brits into a day-long hypnotic state of hazy boredom.

Are the world's cities under attack from titanic human trumps? Top scientists claim recent series of city levelling natural disasters actually caused by huge vegan farts. Are a group of vegan extremists holding world to ransom, threatening to global destruction unless whole globe gives up animal products?

May has been very firm on putting an end to free movement of workers to the UK, and she has a couple of firm points that she thinks will win over EU leaders.

Wonders-of-the-World Headquarters, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)
A new list of the Seven Wonders of the World will be selected to replace the ancient ones long gone or forgotten. This will be done in a style where one third of the votes will be cast by a panel of scientists, politicians, doctors, architects, and historians.
One third of the vote will be cast by a group of celebrities (Simon Cowell, Jerry Springer, and Britney Spears). The other third of the vote will also be based on a voter call-in from a reality show to be broadcast on jointly on ABC (the United States), the CBC (Canada), and

Popular anti-religion bigot argues that Robert Dear was raised on ancient stories advocating the violent subjugation of women as "breedingstock."

Bill Moore (68) is a recognisable part of the town, having slept outdoors in public for most of the last twelve years. While he previously seemed to have accepted his fate and was just happy to receive handouts, now he wants more.

Phoenix, AZ – (SatireWorld.com)

An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and said he thought such a holiday was a good idea.

White House – (SatireWorld.com)
Hysterical turmoil at the White House this morning after Malia Obama tweets “big day…got a turkey in the oven after I got stuffed by Justin Bieber!”

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
Former First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State verified her frigid condition to the world with her latest lawsuit. The potential Presidential candidate spilled a twenty-two degree McDonald’s milkshake in her lap and sued the fast food chain because of the burns that she suffered.

WASHINGTON – House Republicans will pass a resolution designating President Barack Obama’s ego as an “honorary Republican,” when they return to work after the holiday. The legislation is meant to be a hat tip to the president...

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Donald Trump is now the presumptive Republican nominee for president of the United States, but it appears he is also running for president of the Philippines. In recent weeks, the Philippines' Commission on Elections (COMELEC) has been testing the new Vote Counting Machines (VCM) that will be used…

Christian forces remain under siege in a bloody stalemate military experts are calling the most pivotal battle in the War on Christmas.

Glider Falls, Iowa – (satireworld.com)

A dog has blasted a man with a shotgun during a pheasant hunt in what has been described as a ‘freak accident’ during a pheasant hunt.