Knick and James are reunited to talk about intercourse with people of the felt persuasion. Then Knick crosses a line and James almost loses it. Almost.
Apple releases a TV to best display video filmed with iPhones
Although the Prime Minister was keen to talk about international bank rates, the situation in the Mediterranean and the cooler autumn weather, Her Majesty kept coming back to the unspecified accusations she had heard about on Radio 4 news.
The Republican debates are more than just long. No, really. To the one-thirteenth of all Americans who watched the latest GOP debate, congratulations on surviving the political equivalent of the 24 Hours of Le Mans. You just climbed Campaign Everest. Strapped to a pair of debates. Or to be more precise; a pair of mind-numbing...
Alternative ways Elon Musk could warm Mars without nuking the polar ice caps.
JACKSON, WYOMING (The Nil Admirari) - Former Vice President Dick Cheney announced today he was running for president and hoped to be the Republican nominee. Cheney said his presidency would strive "to complete the important work started by President George W. Bush and repair the damage President Obama has done."
PENSACOLA, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles®) - The District Attorney's office in Pensacola is preparing to file charges against a puppy who shot and wounded a Florida man yesterday. The man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on his .38-caliber revolver’s trigger. Jerry Allen Bradford, 37,…
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the Department of Reality released a report warning Congressional Republicans a government shutdown would disrupt significant government spending and harm an already weak economy. Republicans responded to the "Shutdown Bad for Economy" report by ignoring the estimated $24 billion price tag from the 2013 government shutdown, and vowing to defund the Department of Reality for "using facts to advance a partisan agenda."
Everyone you know or have ever heard of is taking illegal drugs, involved in some kind of nefarious deception or shagging the pants off someone they shouldn't be, a new study suggests.
by Paul Lander.Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) - Remember Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the couple who gatecrashed a 2009 White House dinner honoring Indian prime minister Manmohan Singh? Well, they're at it again. The Salahis managed to get into the guest list for Wednesday's welcoming ceremony for Pope Francis at the White House South Lawn. Secret Service personnel…
NEW YORK CITY--The NFL is investigating allegations that New England Patriots head coach Bill Belicheck has been sneaking into New York Giants team facilities and leaving dangerous fireworks lying around, easily accessible to Giants players and coaches. Four Giants players, including defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul and quarterback Eli Manning, have lost appendages playing with the…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles®) - Apparently, it is not only Scott Walker who is dropping out of the Republican presidential race; all 34 of the remaining 36 declared candidates are quitting, en masse. The first to drop out from the contest last month was Rick Perry, followed by an announcement today that Walker is also…
Communist candidate for president Bernie Sanders called for a ban on Thanksgiving today, disparaging America's most solemn and cherished of traditions.
WISCONSIN (The Barbed Wire) - Wisconsin candidate Scott Walker became the second governor to bow out of the 2016 presidential race today. Walker said he was suspending his campaign and would reveal which candidate he will back for president at a later date. He blamed his spastic personality as the main reason he never connected with voters on a large scale.
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