WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - When President Donald Trump delivers his State of the Union Address (SOTU) tonight, there are two important things the American audience should know: 1. Tea Party Republican Congressman Paul Gosar says he has asked the Capitol police and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to check the immigration status of everyone…

Obama considered keeping the codes himself, but realized that he would be once again be subject to racial profiling by the police effective 9:30am January 20.

Polish soccer hooligans who had travelled to France for the Euro 2016 championship tried in vain to start a massive brawl before their team’s match against Ukraine, only to learn that they opposing team's supporters were not present because the Poles were in the wrong city altogether.

WASHINGTON - Mounting media attention for Russia’s Status-6 torpedo, a so called “doomsday weapon”, has prompted Trump to announce plans to build a “death star”. The move is seen by many in Washington as “stupid”.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - "The Greatest Show on Earth" will finally come to a close -- for good. Kenneth Feld, chairman and CEO of Feld Entertainment which owns and manages the Ringling Bros. and Barnum &and Bailey Circus, announced that the show will finally end because of declining attendance,…

Spokane, WA – (SatireWorld.com)

It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area.

Vegas is currently giving Bobby Jindal 40:1 odds of winning. That actually sounds better than what I’d expected when I looked it up. But is it? Let’s look at some things that have a better chance of happening than Piyush winning the White House.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chroniclexs, Washington Bureau) - Just days after berating CNN and calling it "fake news," President-elect Donald Trump is now accusing The Onion of spreading the same. "I've been reading The Onion for quite some time now," Trump said,  "and I've finally come to the conclusion that all its stories are lies and…

LONDON, United Kingdom (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - As the United Kingdom concluded its referendum today on whether or not it should leave the European Union (EU), Philippine President Aquino has revealed his secret wish for his country to become an EU member. "It has been a long-time dream of mine," Aquino said, as he…

In an effort to increase viewership during the Winter Games, the Olympic Committee announced a few changes to the event itinerary.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - At his swearing (pun intended) today as the 45th president of the United States, Donald Trump forged new ties with the Philippines without saying a single word. All he did was raise his clenched first in the fashion that Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte and his supporters have…

Two movies titled Gridlocked(k’d) enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis and Robert Rau watch Tupac Shakur’s breakthrough performance and the Canadian record-holder for most bullets on screen to determine which film should be called "Gridlocked(k’d)."

London – (SatireWorld.com)
Secret service bailiffs are poised to evict Meghan Markle from her Kensington Palace safe-house after the ageing American gold digger failed a security background check.

The petition has already been signed by over 200,000 England fans who are worried about what will become of England and the Euro 2016 competition without them in it.

Fort Knox, Kentucky

Officials at the US Depository, better known as Fort Knox, have found the need for adding more secure storage room at the 80 year old facility built to store the nation’s gold during the Roosevelt era when private gold ownership was outlawed. Located in rural Kentucky the official US Gold Depository is home to the United State’s gold reserves reported to be valued at $750 billion dollars.

"It’s like Trump’s executive orders are alt-right fanfiction, written by a middle-schooler who failed US History."

Chernobyl, Ukraine – (SatireWorld.com): A new book about international espionage names Don T Rump as America’s leading Mafia don, describing him ‘a global tentacle-reach close second’ to top KGB matriarch Queen Elizardbirth Vagina.

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania--After working with Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Tim Tebow for more than a year, quarterback coach Tom House believes he has finally identified the reason the Heisman Trophy-winning play caller has had such difficulty improving on his much-maligned throwing motion. "Timmy masturbates a lot," House says, "Profusely.  And with an amazing amount of vigor.  I…

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
High ranking officials of the Republican National Committee (RNC) met with high ranking officials of the Democratic National Committee (DNC). The meeting was convened to map out a bipartisan strategy that would prevent and deal with violent protesters at their respective presidential nominating conventions. The RNC national convention will be held in Cleveland OH (July 18-21, 2016) and the DNC national convention will be held in Philadelphia PA (July 25-28, 2016).

Luz, Poland – (SatireWorld.com)
Wladasvil Galovinski was always the clown out for a laugh, and during secondary school at Luz's Red Guard Academy, Wlad would do devilish things to provoke teachers and to give merriment to his friends. In some respects Wlad never grew up and a recent wager between friends brought his life crashing down around him.