WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) - No one will ever know what Speaker John Boehner discussed with Pope Francis during a private meeting at the Capitol prior to the Pontiff's speech before a joint session of the U.S. Congress on Thursday. Sources close to the Republican leader are only saying that Boehner sought advice from…

It's not always the smartest decision to switch in the Monty Hall problem

Heaven—God is reportedly “furious” with Senator Ted Cruz’s recent political antics. As Cruz delivered a speech on the virtues of clean Tar Sands earlier today, God disrupted the proceedings with a blinding flash of Photoshopped light. God then commanded: “Thou shalt retire from politics indefinitely!” The almighty later told reporters he was not impressed with the Texas Senator’s recent debate…

Beelzebub has recalled a trillion handcarts we’re all going to hell in because their poisonous emissions are ‘not toxic enough’.

“The Intern” – a film review by Gary Chew After making the mistake of installing Windows 10 in my PC and trying to figure out what to do next, I hoped all of my files hadn’t been swept away with a single click. Then I realized I was a reasonable facsimile of Robert De Niro’s...

A comically inept group called One Million Moms has organized a boycott of the network ABC because of the “perverted” new Muppets show, demanding that it be cancelled as there is no other way to stop it from appearing on television screens of the righteous.

"Water melons have a far cuter butt than zebras in this reviewers opinion." Kent Rugby, Healthy Man

CAPITOL HILL (The Barbed Wire) - Taking advantage of an unexpected source of special effects, the Pope used House Speaker John Boehner's incessant crying during his speech to Congress to make the point that if the United States did not correct its evil ways soon, the Speaker would flood the earth with his tears .

Providence, RI – The Clay Mathematics Institute awards 1 million dollars to any individual that can solve one of the seven Millennium Prize Problems.  Dr. Grigoriy Perelman is a recent winner by solving the Poincare conjecture.

BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA (The Nil Admirari) - Speaking at a Republican fundraiser earlier today Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal announced how disappointed he was with many conservative politicians in the country for running away from the fight to allow bigoted religious Americans to decline service to the LGBT community. A GOP candidate for president, Jindal gave Americans a preview of what his campaign's vision for the county would look like by unveiling his "Separate and Unequal Social Policy."

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles®) - We now know why House Speaker John Boehner shed a tear or two while standing next to Pope Francis in the balcony of the U.S. Capitol Building this morning. Millions of television viewers noticed the Republican leader crying and pulling out a white handkerchief to wipe his tears as the…

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, conservative propaganda outlets led by Fox News demanded Congress declare war on Vatican City and force President Obama to invade the sovereign state in order to remove its "dangerous leftist leader" Pope Francis. The conservative rallying cry for regime change followed the pontiff's address to a joint session of Congress and his criticism of the greed of unrestricted capitalism, the dangerous ignorance of climate change doubters, and the lack of compassion for, and government support of, society's most vulnerable groups - like the poor.

Real estate mogul's wife Melania says she'll go willingly when the time comes.

ST. LAWRENCE ISLAND, Alaska--David Carnak, a Yupik tribesman who has lived his entire life in this Arctic village, reported today that while he is concerned by the potential long-term environmental harm posed by global warming, he is actually pretty grateful to see fewer and fewer polar bears these days. "The oil companies will face their…

The pig in the now infamous, and completely denied, David Cameron and pig picture has been found, according to online sources.

The always fun Ruby42 joins Sunny and Jeremy to talk about the first annual "Jerk-a-thon," "Dick in Space 3-D," and Ruby's beaver.

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'Phwoarr, wouldn't mind giving 'er a column on a regular basis!' remarked Rusbridger to a barrage of male laughter. Other members of staff agreed it was an excellent idea, including features writer George 'Balls of Steel' Monbiot.

The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26-27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” Large sections of the city will be closed to traffic, all major highways in and out of Philadelphia will be shut down...