18 year-old Andy Jaden loves the “Call Of Duty” games so much that he wanted to be involved in anything that would get him closer to doing what he does in the video game in real life.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Knowing you’re about to get your ass kicked still doesn’t make it any more pleasant when it finally happens. But in Senate Leader Harry Reid’s world it’s all the more bitter when it’s done by spoof artist pundits who get a kick out of making shitbags like Reid feel uncomfortable all year round and even more so during election season.

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
After a string of successful personal mea culpa appearances over the past 18 months where she promoted her version of very public humiliation during her brief employment at the White House as an intern with benefits. Monica Lewinski called a press conference today and announced plans for her immediate future.

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)

A Golden Retriever,as a “matter of Principle” was forced to file a law suit in Federal court after a BOA branch canceled their policy of handing out doggy treats during transactions at their drive thru window.

The counselor to the president of the United States excoriated the media for not reporting on something she had concocted in her mind only moments earlier.

Can you trust a bureau from the government? One man suspects not.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) chaired by Tom Perez has sent out a Request for Proposals (RFP) to all 50 states to bid on constructing a suitable monument to the 44th POTUS, Barack Obama. The selected monument must be “shovel ready!” This measure was necessary because the federal government has refused to add Mr. Obama to Mount Rushmore located in South Dakota.

Watts was convicted after the jury found him guilty of forcing people to watch him vape as well as talking incessantly about his ‘hobby’. He will serve a six month sentence for the heinous crime.

Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com)
Cairo police were tagged as racist and quick-on-the-gun after a hastily formed riot squad descended upon a gathering of Congresswoman Maxine Waters supporters assembling in a local park.

But the President’s threat may have fallen on deaf ears. Not only have the judges who made the decision declined to comment, but now thousands of anti-Trump protestors are offering to smash his phone against his face for him.

Does 'Leave' Campaign Have Contingency Plans to Launch Military Coup in Event of 'Remain' Victory in EU Referendum? Sensational Claims that Farage and Other Brexit Leaders Plotting to Seize Power!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Four years after it officially declared the taking of selfies a mental disorder, the American Psychiatric Asssociation (APA) now admits it used the wrong terminology to describe the disease. It named the disorder, ‘selfitis.’ Since then, the world has acknowledged and experienced the existence of sefitis. Scientific studies,…

The sudden interest in family lineage has little to do with history and everything to do with fans who are desperate to hop on the Wales bandwagon after they beat Belgium 3-1 to secure a place in the Euro 2016 semi-finals. A feat not accomplished by England since Euro 1996, twenty years ago.

SatireWorld.com
A group of Democratic lawmakers paid a surprise un-authorized visit to a immigrant detention facility in New Jersey on Father’s Day to speak with asylum-seekers who have been separated from their families under a new Trump administration policy.

Pressing the most aggressive campaign against federal regulation in a generation, President Trump is working swiftly to eliminate rules that restrict everything from risky business practices on Wall Street to incest and environmental pollution.

The Trump Administration announced today that it will offer a $5,000 rebate to anyone who purchases a 1983 Chrysler LeBaron through the year 2020.

London, England – (SatireWorld.com)
A life of soccer and successful contracts with the most winning teams should have made Belville Slaughter a stud muffin with the girls…But things are very different today in merry old England. Belville has decided to leave soccer and enroll in the new ‘George Michael’s School of Advanced Faggotry Studies’ in order to complete his new blockbuster book…‘My Gayest British Football Days.’

The Trump Administration gave endangered status to five species of White American Wage Earners today, replacing the Northern Gray Otter on The Endangered Species List. In a tandem move, the administration also eliminated every other animal and plant from the list.

At his latest Florida rally, Trump called for all ‘honest, hard working Americans’ to rise up against any display of intelligence, saying that it was an ‘un-American way of thinking’.

Loyal customers of Popeye’s Louisiana Kitchen are eager to find out how the fast-food chain’s new owners will completely ruin one of their favorite eateries.