A drone flying over the Basingstoke area has captured 'spine-tingling' and 'disturbing' images of a former X-Factor contestant, who had been personally built by Simon Cowell out of blonde highlights and his old Versace suits but was subsequently abandoned when a similar contestant on a rival show had 'gone nuclear' smashing up a famous London eaterie.

HADES, Nebraska--Calling it an "incredible find," Satan today described the elation he felt when he first inspected his latest acquisition, the soul of Texas Senator Ted Cruz. "Absolutely mint condition," the Prince of Darkness gushed, "I knew it hadn't seen much use, but I never dreamed it had never even been taken out of the…

MOREHEAD, KENTUCKY (The Nil Admirari) - Last week, a bigoted Kentucky woman who has been breaking federal law and disrespecting the supreme authority of the Constitution since late June - all because she hates "the gays" - was awarded a plaque by a well-known national bigoted organization for being a prominent bigot in 2015. Today, the notable bigot displayed her bigot plaque in the office where she continued to not do her job, and returned to making a mockery of the rule of law while she hid behind her religion to continue being bigoted.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles® ) - Realizing that he won't be able to force Mexico to pay for the great wall that he wants to build along the U.S. southern border, Republican  presidential candidate and frontrunner Donald Trump has revised his anti-immigration policy proposal. Trump now wants to sell California, New Mexico, Arizona…

The Southern Poverty Law Center, a civil rights organization most famous for its meticulous listing of so-called hate groups, has surprised supporters and critics alike by listing itself as a hate group.

From Our Movies Correspondent: In an effort to save money, the next James Bond to be hired will sing the theme himself, in one of the most audacious money saving moves in the history of the popular spy movie franchise.

Suffolk, VA – Huey Viggers has released his manifesto, of sorts, via youtube video.  He wears a large pair of plastic lips because he believes that it is his teeth that truly give away his identity.

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the corporate media in the United States announced it was "upset" unapproved Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont was "doing well," and seemed to be reaching Americans with his populist progressive message despite their overt efforts to pretend he did not exist. The decidedly right-wing corporate media also asserted it was "shocked" the narrative for the presidential election was not going the way it had planned, as Sanders continued to beat Hillary Clinton in various polls.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles®) - When Celebrity Apprentice returns to NBC for the 2016–17 television season, television audiences will no longer hear the once familiar phrase, "You're Fired," now that Donald Trump has been terminated from the show. The new season will feature former California Governor and international movie star Arnold Schwarzenegger in the the…

Sue gets motivated by her new smartphone's fitness apps

Don’t let the Floor hit you on the ass on the way out.  Actually, Boehner isn’t the devil, it’s going to be the next guy. Today he’s just a little horny.

'You can imagine my surprise when I totalled it up to just over twenty three trillion pounds plus some pesetas left over from an old holiday and some of those funny pennies they used to use in Cyprus,'

Represent.Us and ‘Honest Gil’ team up to satirize the 2016 election and educate voters. Represent.Us has launched an Indiegogo fundraiser to finance the production of a new “Honest Gil” satirical campaign ad a month, as well as other tactics, to educate the public through political humor about the corrupt election process that has overtaken...

THE PENTAGON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Secretary of Defense Ashton B. Carter defended the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter from critics who claimed the aircraft's wings randomly falling off was "a serious and potentially dangerous design flaw." Lockheed Martin announced it was "looking into the alleged wing malfunction," and would require "no less than another billion or so" to remedy what it classified as "a low-priority design glitch."

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) - The National Aeoronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is expected to announce on Monday that scientists have discovered on the surface of the red planet what appears to be debris from earth. NASA is preparing to reveal  the “major science finding” in a special news conference that will take place at…

Aliens discover Earth. Or debugging.

The after effects we've had reported include a penchant for wide-knotted metallic ties, an inability to realise you're parked poorly, a tendency to speak too loudly when using a Bluetooth headset, and a general feeling of excessive smugness.'

by Jim Hightower.Democracy is never given to us, but must be won. As Henrik Ibsen said: “You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.” Democracy is never given to us, but has to be won through constant struggle against the elites who keep scheming to siphon ever more [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

Pope Francis addressed a joint session of Congress yesterday, calling on each of its members to commit suicide.