May 1st, is known as May Day, a celebration of workers rights across the globe.  But, did you know that May First is also “Loyalty Day” in the United States?

Nick Grimshaw completely flipped his Mercedes 4×4 after swerving at 15mph to avoid a cat which ran into the road.

The Republican National Committee is taking a page out of the WWE’s playbook and will install a giant steel cage at the political party’s convention this summer in Cleveland, RNC officials have said.

Food for thought: (satireworld.com)

During the 2011 French Presidential Campaign, former Libyan dictator Muammer Gaddafi donated sixty million euros to the reelection fund of sitting French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Per Libyan officials in a French 2018 investigation, the money was given in exchange for “access and favors.” Sauf-al-Islam Gaddafi said in an interview with Euronews that “We funded it and we have all the details and are ready to reveal everything. The first thing we want this clown to do is to give the money back to the Libyan people. He was given assistance so that he c

Pyongyang, North Korea – (SatireWorld.com)
North Korea vowed on Thursday to launch a pre-emptive cyber strike against the United States. An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for “a preemptive cyber attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors” because the running dogs in Washington are pushing to start a nuclear war against the North.

"...46% of surveyed Americans thought the lounge was the optimal place for the murder, though they were impossibly divided about whether the wrench or the pipe, or something else, was the best tool to kill the two-party system by revenge-fueled blunt force trauma."

Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

Once upon a Halloween, children would innocently pat flour on their cheeks, giving themselves a fun, vampire-like hue. Some youngsters would even spend their nickels and dimes on a jar of ghoulish green face paint -- the final touch in a spooky Frankenstein outfit.

#5 Slain by a disgruntled former Trump University Ph.D. candidate.
#16 Hospitalized with a rare combination of electile dysfunction, cognitive gangrene and unmitigated gallstones. Sad.

Despite their state’s reputation for myriad, chronic natural disasters, numerous Californians insist people shouldn’t live in Louisiana after recent unprecedented flooding.

"Protesters at my rallies will be wrapped in 'Trump Safety Flags.' These flags give them my personal promise of protection from my enthusiastic supporters, and a guarantee they will be escorted out of my rallies unharmed," explained Trump.

Having already dipped into a bear market late last month, the Dow seemed to be staging a rally this morning when it gained nearly 200 points in early trading - before dropping a precipitous 2,600 points in the afternoon, triggering Wall Street's first rape and pillage market in 90 years.

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) - Taking his cue from recent news reports that France had started to implement a "no burkini" policy in its beaches, Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump told reporters today that a similar rule will be implemented immediately at all Trump hotels and resorts. A Trump spokesperson told The Adobo…

The White House – (satireworld.com)

First lady Michelle Obama has sorta evicted her 76 year-old mother Marian Robinson from the White House in an apparent effort to boost her appeal to struggling middle-class voters.

Whoa! Not so Fast Michelle! Your mother, Marian Robinson, has lived in the White House since March 2009, when Essence Magazine announced her move from Chicago to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
“She will stay as long as her son-in-law and daughter want her to stay there,” Angela Burt-Murray, the editor of Essence Magazine, said in an April 2009 “Today” show interview.

In hopes of forging a compromise, the White House is removing 2,500 catapults from its border security request which were meant to defend the wall between Mexico in the event of a siege.

Does fame obsessed media treat victims of non-celebrity sex offenders as 'second class'? Victims' group demands equal access to celebrity sex offenders for working class kids, to ensure high profile and potentially lucrative reporting of their stories.

Fearing Trump as the face of their party would spell its demise, Republican insiders are reportedly urging Jindal to publicly and earnestly back Trump in an effort to halt the front-runner’s steady victory march to the GOP convention in July.

Here's all you have to do: go to your doctor right after you sell your house and tell him, “I want The Khloe Kardashian, please!” Your life, body, nose, eye, lip, face, and butt will never be the same.

BROOKLYN (The Barbed Wire) - A bathroom break turned into a tense situation today when seven female staffers for the Hillary Clinton campaign team locked themselves in a women's bathroom in the campaign's headquarters building. All seven survived the ordeal and counselors have been brought in to help the women process the event.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - The news media have been focusing on China's supposed threat to go to war with the Philippines should the latter pursue its claim over disputed territory in the South China Sea. By sheer number, the Philippines is no match to China's military power.  China has seven times the…