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Maryland’s Democratic controlled legislature seems to ignore the state’s real long term economic problems that have difficult solutions. They then create problems and feel good solutions that divert people’s attention, but are then ignored.
Distracted driving seems to have legislators filing bills about driving and texting (not a good idea), driving while using a cell phone, driving and drinking coffee, and possibly driving and scratching their butts. A new law enables Maryland police officers to stop an automobile for distracted driving as a primary offense.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - Many have wondered why Kanye West was seen at the Trump Tower in New York, striking a posenwith the president-elect and daughter Ivanka. Well, wonder no more. Reliable sources told The Adobo Chronicles that Donal Trump is set to appoint West to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). The…

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Kate Upton just might go to a New Year’s Eve event with a Local Las Cruces man just because he asked nicely in a video he made with several of his friends and with the help of his lawn man Carlos.

In a story that is almost too sad to publish, a shopping mall Santa Claus from Tennessee was able to hold a teenage girl on his lap for a few minutes before she died of shame.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Donald Trump is running low on funds and is afraid he won't be able to sustain an effective campaign against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. The Trump campaign has alerted the Republican brass that he will have to be more dependent on the GOP for money…

The once very popular television series, Crime Scene Investigation, which aired from 2000 to 2015, has recently announced that it will finally be able to properly reward viewers for their years and years of investment in the field of Forensic Science.

"I asked to speak to Donald Trump so he could tell me why he took all my money, and I was told it would cost $50,000 to transfer me," Mr. Ford told Mrs. Rodgers.

Secret Santa the public never sees exposed! Father Christmas accused of being a ruthless sexual predator who, has been abusing his position of trust to sate his perverted desires!

President elect Donald Trump compromised national security today as he leaked the nuclear launch codes via twitter.

fficials with Twitter’s short-form video-sharing service Vine have filed for a cease and desist order against Donald Trump, contending the presidential contender regularly rips off their app’s main feature by relentlessly repeating the same words and phrase over and over again.

Kyrgyzstan could have declared war on Scotland last week after a man from Edinburgh compared Kyrgyzstan's national sausage to a horse penis.

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It started out as a simple hunting trip to the Twin Falls hunting preserve in rural Alabama when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the camp area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against A&E cable channel where they claim A&E’s new reality TV show ‘Homo Hunting’ made their client into a homosexual because of A&E operating a fully gay hunting camp.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders expressed dismay to reporters that local Democratic clubs across the country are playing “shenanigans” by registering thousands of voters and encouraging them to show up at the polls in 2018 and vote.

Following the death this morning of George Michael yesterday afternoon, the prime minister has said she is to take emergency measures to stop any more internationally recognised British celebrities dying for the next two years.nt and parody

It’s believed that IDS may have been under the influence of a snifter of brandy whilst watching the outside world with a sneer on his face, although these reports are unconfirmed at this time.

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The city is seeking a court order to clean up a house where decades of piled trash have provided a haven for rats and feral humans. These deplorable conditions are truly heart breaking.

NY State Bank VP Joseph Talbot Nominated For Idiot Of The Year!

Citing “creative differences” and a need to explore new territory, President Obama announced he was leaving the Ex-Presidents to pursue personal projects.

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According to the Smoking Gun, though Jane Fonda’s private foundation has nearly $800,000 in assets, the group has not made a charitable contribution during the last five years for which it has filed federal tax returns, an apparent violation of Internal Revenue Service rules.