For the first time since 1956, April 1 is Easter Sunday. For the first time since last year and every other year, April 1 is April Fool's Day. If you think Easter is too important for anyone to care that it isn't only Easter, you are being naive.

I have heard my son and nephews talking, and I will be on guard.Who knows what they are going try?

BELLVILLE, Illinois--ACME Corporation CEO Latran Ferrell announced today a nationwide recall on ACME Bullshit Detectors that will affect nearly 100 million customers.  Ferrell said the recall will affect all BS 1000 models manufactured after June of 2015. "We weren't initially aware that the models were malfunctioning," Ferrell said, "I actually own one myself.  But I…

Nick Portier joins Sunny and Jeremy to debate whether Nick is the Renée Richards of comedy, and if a guy asking kids about his missing dog was really looking for his missing dog.

A local freelance news reporter missed his deadline for an investigative article on drug addiction...

Tracing their history back to the old roman tavern era, public houses have been the scummy cornerstone of the British community for centuries and should be avoided by tourists at all costs.

Responding to mockery she faced after saying that immigrants should learn to “speak American” if they want to live in the U.S., Sarah Palin is arguing that she has been unfairly maligned by the media.

Nearly 63 million votes were deceptively cast for Donald Trump’s top adviser Steve Bannon in last year’s presidential election, according to a preliminary report released by the Federal Bureau of Investigation this week.

They are hopeful that the gift will convince the PM that he is beloved by the public and that handing over the reigns to Theresa May or Andrea Leadsom would be a bad idea.

". . . oh Lord, give succor to the poor, but not in the form of Food Stamps, which only heightens dependence on the already strained Federal budget . . ."

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - GMA News is reporting that Senator Chiz  Escudero and his wife, actress Heart Evangelista are pregnant! This makes Escudero the world’s first pregnant heterosexual man. Previously, Thomas Beatie held the disinction as the world’s first pregnant male.  Beatie, a trans man, had gender reassignment surgery in March 2002…

One of the country’s largest tax preparation service companies is offering free tax tips to people conservatives claim are compensated financially to cause problems for President Donald Trump’s administration.

The world has been shocked to learn that the Pokemon Go craze sweeping the collective minds and hearts of people everywhere has less than fun loving intentions behind it.

A study published by the National Rifle Association today reports that less than half of one percent of America's pre-college-aged children were killed in a mass school shooting during the year 2018.

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Whenever one hears the name Manny Pacquiao, boxing always comes to mind.  Like a fist fight. And that's exactly the challenge hurled at the boxer-turned-senator by a Philippine transgender congresswoman. Geraldine Roman of the first district of Bataan and the first transgender legislator in the Philippines,…

In what could be a first for the world of hip-hop, the father of celebrated rapper Eminem -- longtime Indiana politician Mike Pence -- has been chosen by presidential candidate Donald Trump to be his running mate.

Despite the romance's lurid pink cover and relatively short length compared to the Hemingway book, no complaints were filed by English teachers or students.

The Arizona senator, who’s battling terminal brain cancer, thinks someone suddenly died and made him the leader of the free world.

Proving that he’s determined to be a prickly thorn in President Trump’s side even while waiting to get the sheets changed on his deathbed, McCain once again tried to undermine the President by slamming the tariffs Trump slapped on China and Canada (you know, like the ones they charge on American goods).

We’re absolutely appalled by a report that a so-called “journalist” dared to accost Vitter with persistent questions about his history with prostitutes.

Pope Francis has taken several veiled shots at President Trump since he began his presidential campaign. The Pope has indirectly questioned Trump’s faith as well as human decency. But now it’s Trump’s turn to fire back.

The plan will see the railways put back in the hands of the British people whilst Southern Rail are ousted in favour of the vastly more friendly and efficient Thomas & Friends network.