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Albany, New York - Governor's Mansion

"Hey New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo….Please repeat that America “was never that great.”
A Baton Rouge man believes the somewhat sultry female voice he regularly hears on the local NPR station belongs to an extremely attractive woman.
"Recent analysis shows that Mrs. Conway's face is in fact disintegrating at an accelerated pace, and will likely collapse completely by the year 2020 if significant efforts are not made to slow the process," remarked Dr. Norman Squeers of the Global Science Institute.
Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)
At first Cal Henry was worried about his boss Secretary of State John Kerry locking himself in the private planes lavatory for almost an hour. Pressing his ear against the door he could hear giggles and a few short laughs. Somewhat relieved that the Secretary was OK, Henry took a seat and waited for his boss to return to the seat opposite his.
Can gender fluidity exist beyond the grave? Can spirits 'cross over' after they cross over? Man sues local medium after dead mother's spirit manifests itself – but in male form.
Ms. Dolezal, despite being rejected by the conservative community, has found a warm place of exceptance in another.
A girl was saved and potentially dozens more children's lives were spared after cancer took down a serial child rapist this weekend.
San Diego, CA – (satireworld.com)
California democrats have demanded that Donald Trump move the military and National Guard away from the borders and allow the invaders marching through Mexico to enter the country by Tuesday so that they can vote in the mid-term elections.
Dark forces within the shadow government are unconcerned that Baton Rouge’s water supply is not supplemented with the mind-numbing chemical fluoride, according to an anonymous source with the Baton Rouge Water Company.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - With less than two weeks remaining in its online poll on who readers think should be included in the 2017 100 most influential persons in the world, TIME Magazine has launched an offensive to destroy Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte's No. 1 spot. Duterte leads in…
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - After last week's Houston Chronicle endorsement of Hillary Clinton which has all but devastated Donald Trump's presidential campaign, the Republican Party nominee has received two major media endorsements this week. On Monday, The Onion, the country's most reliable and respected news source, endorsed Trump's candidacy, saying that the candidate…
Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com)

Ahead by more than 600,000,000 votes days after Georgia’s gubernatorial election, Republican Brian Kemp pushed for Democrat Stacey Abrams to finally concede Saturday as civil rights groups urged her to stay in the fight even though she’s losing by more than 6 million votes.
Donald Trump has said he intends to go for an exciting cliffhanger every Friday for the rest of his presidency, 'just like the Fox TV series 24'.
"Because it's a toilet, that's why," the Republican presidential nominee replied when asked. "Stupid question. Next question."
During an otherwise restful sleep, your dreams took an unexpected turn last night when German Chancellor Angela Merkel emerged from a forbidding forest to give you the location of a crucial cheat code for the video game Red Dead Redemption 2.
Rapper Kanye West used the VMA Awards on MTV last night to announce that he is running for president of the United States. What do you think about this?
Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a reader fears 'fire down below' during sex thanks to her pyrokinetic powers. Can the Rev help?
Atlanta, GA – (satireworld.com)
Whenever you hear the brain dead politicians on the left, or their supportive media friends, start talking about gun control proposals it’s always in the name of ‘common sense’. So we on the right have thoroughly researched the issue and have come up with a form of Gun Control that makes common sense, especially after you examine the data on past gun related murders and who actually is at fault.
Local council broadcasts mating calls of infamous monsters in hope of attracting them to town. Plans to cash in on international reconstruction funds when town destroyed by rampaging sex mad giant creatures.
Take a little walk down meme-ory lane with dictator extraordinaire, Kim Jong Un.

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