TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) - Egos are aplenty in American — north and south of the U.S.-Canada border. In the U.S., Trump is building a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border and limiting legal immigration to the land of the free, home of the brave. In Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is considering proposing…

Boaz, AL – (SatireWorld.com)
It started out as a simple hunting trip to the Twin Falls hunting preserve in rural Alabama when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the camp area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against A&E cable channel where they claim A&E’s new reality TV show ‘Homo Hunting’ made their client into a homosexual because of A&E operating a fully gay hunting camp.

Scientists estimate that the rate of empathy conversion by Republicans should result in "a just and humane society" in the U.S. in approximately 3,400 years.

The piss stain seemed to resemble a recycling symbol which left many believing it was another deeply thought provoking piece by the mecurial Banksy.

If you have an emotional support animal, you know how great they are.  You also know that dogs are tres passé.  In their stead, people are turning to other more obvious heroes such as the ones we've included here.

Parents! Have you heard about the all totally sweet campground for kids everyone is raving about- Imagination camp?

A New Orleans state lawmaker dropped a political bombshell by publicly declaring he is really a Republican trapped inside a Democrat’s body. Despite the fact that he’s been thrice elected to his legislative seat as a Democrat, Rep. Neil Abramson told reporters at the Louisiana State Capitol on Thursday that he identifies as a member of the GOP.

New York – MouthFrog photographer and contributor, Joshua ‘I’ll write when I fucking feel like it’ Seater, was able to capture this alarming picture in Times Square of Gold’s Gym members waiting in a chaotic line to buy newly discounted treadmills.  

Raising the stakes in a looming trade war, an angry Canada announced today that it will respond in part to President Trump's announced tariffs on foreign steel and aluminum with a ban on US porn.

Washington – Just days ahead of his inauguration, and fresh off his contentious feud with civil rights hero John Lewis, President-elect Donald Trump made a stunning announcement today.  His plan is not only to repeal Obamacare but he will also be eliminating February as Black History Month.

In the wake of yet another highly publicized tragedy, the U.S. sympathy market has been flooded with condolences, both genuine and counterfeit, causing the price of thoughts and prayers to plummet to an all-time low.

Rutland, VT – Jenna Barstow joined the firm as a Marketing Manager in April.  It’s annual review time, so she’s thinking about how she is going to rate and speak about all of the employees on her team.  She’s got a good handle on most of the team except for one employee everyone calls ‘Corndog.’

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Disney unveiled the next Star Wars episode set to begin filming in July. The popular franchise will bow to current political pressure by allowing the entire cast to represent true modern body styles by including some real Hollywood ‘heavyweights’ as lead characters. The film’s title is sketchy, but insiders say it’s Escape From Planet of the Large.

"Over 81% of Americans didn't even realize it's just one big evolving war in Iraq where we try to fix our mistakes and only seem to make it worse. It's been going on for over a quarter of a century now," reported Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider.

Tasty Scoops Ice Cream Parlor in Dansville, Tennessee announced this week that they will offer free ice cream cones for life to all US combat veterans.

THE HAGUE, Netherlands (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) - The International Criminal Court (ICC) has gone into panic mode after Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte said he will convince states to withdraw from the international body. Earlier, Duterte announced the Philippines was withdrawing from the ICC. "I will convince everybody now under the treaty: Get out! Bastos…

Republicans have plans. Plans to replace Obamacare. So, so many plans to replace Obamacare. Plans that are better than Obamacare. Way, way, way better plans.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The Obama administration via ObamaCare will now be providing ObamaToys to adult Americans. The president caved to a “very, very, very small” lobbying group involved with both heterosexuals and homosexuals having an identity crisis of political expression.

BIRMINGHAM (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement, the National Evangelical Alliance has decided to remove commandment number seven from the list of God’s top ten requirements. The commandment, which forbids fornicating with someone other than one’s own spouse, is expected to be absent in future editions of the King James Bible.

HONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles, Honolulu Bureau) - Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump began the month of June with just $1.3 Million cash on hand going into the general election campaign, compared to Hillary Clinton's $42 Million. Trump knows the lack of funds is a serious threat to his candidacy and the chances of the Republican…