Whereas the American bomb is GPS guided and has a devastating effect over a mile in all directions from the impact site, North Korea’s bomb never seems to impress anyone, no matter how hard it tries. It’s considered the black sheep of the explosives family.

Beth Stafford, 26, gave birth to a healthy baby whose gender shall be decided at a later date. But the process was so excruciatingly painful that she feels it gave her a partial glimpse into what it’s like to have man flu.

Knick and James go dancing in the dark, walking through the park, and reminiscing.

As Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby opened the show a loud bang was heard off camera along with a cry of ‘I told you I’d be back, Schofield’. While Holly Willoughby was able to run to safety, Phillip Schofield was not so lucky; while one Richard Madeley pinned him down another Madeley gave him a savage beating.

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com)

One result of having an influx of almost ten thousand visitors to a small Mexican border town is…What do you do at night after the international press corp has turned off its cameras and the lights dim low?

Opinions polls, which only days before were telling the prime minister to "go to the country", only three days later are saying "don't do it," according to the latest poll in a Sunday paper.

‘Both our parents were vehemently opposed to our marriage,’ explained Bob, 63. ‘They said it wouldn’t last, but we were determined to prove them wrong.’

A new study released this week found that there was, in fact, no escape from the hellscape we inhabit called "being alive" except for a most likely painful and distressing death. Also, there are Bugles.

The world was thrown into chaos on Monday as the biggest autocorect providers were shut down in an aparent attack by hackers.

HOLLYWOOD – After feats of strength, please put all the poor health rumors about Hillary Clinton to rest, once and for all. The woman opened a jar of pickles on Jimmy Kimmel’s show this week. Yes, she was sitting. But this is impressive and could only be pulled off by someone as strong as an ox.

He finally had 48. He had waited for seventeen weeks and finally his target was met. But before he could set in motion his plan, before he could call anyone, another one came in.....

As many pundits point out, as goes the hair of Ohio, so goes the hair of the nation.

From Our Time Travel Markets Correspondent: Just hours before Marty McFly was due to appear out of thin air, the price of flux capacitors slumped as much as 7% on markets around the world as traders took their throttle off the gradient on the upwards stream. That's according to traders in the gumby place.

NEW YORK (AP) – The CBS television network has announced that Stephen Colbert has been fired from his position as host of “The Late Show” over controversial remarks that he made about President Donald Trump.

Blountstown, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
Clarrisa Melton, age 44, and reluctantly still single, has been fat all her life. Her mother and father were fat and so were her grandparents who Melton claims were so large, they both worked in the circus. After many years of watching slim and trim women on TV, and beautiful toned women in magazines Melton decided she wanted to shed her 175 excessive pounds by supporting Hillary Clinton for President.

Although believing he was locked in a titanic struggle of multi-dimensional chess for control of the universe with the Being who created it, Martin Gimlok of Shelvre, Delaware, it turns out, has been playing something much closer to the popular game checkers.

Amid growing talk about a contested Republican convention in Cleveland, GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump expressed concern about the city’s welfare if anyone but him gets the party’s nomination.

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is leading Hillary Clinton by nearly an 11-to-1 margin according to a new poll published this week.

New York, NY - (satireworld.com)

On Tuesday night, bartender turned freshmen congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez age 29,(D-NY) sat down with Satireworld writer Anita Drink for a first ever interview with a conservative press representative. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez let it all out in a rum fused interview at a local Bronx watering hole frequented by her blue collar and liberal local constituents.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The worldwide Internet hacker group Anonymous recently announced it was waging an all-out war against Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his racist and fascist statements on the campaign trail. The hacktivist group released Trump's social security number and his telephone number, encouraging people to do…