Assad and Putin have a good laugh at U.S. expense The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad-Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns about the rebellion in Syria.

Crozet, VA—God has claimed responsibility for the derailment of a train carrying a number of republican congressman outside of the small town of Crozet, Virginia earlier today. God stated the attack was a response to last night’s State Of The Union address. His or Her Holiness told the U.S. press today, “Do not follow this…

by Jim Hightower.The Trump administration continues to lay siege on public assets. Donald Trump hates you. But don’t take it personally, he hates me, too — and all of us who constitute The Public. The billionaire’s antipathy ... Read morePulling a Con on the People by Attacking Public AssetsSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.

Washington, DC—Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is currently recovering from three broken ribs at George Washington University Hospital, but exactly how she sustained those injuries remains in question. Initially Justice Ginsburg stated she, “Fell down on the job”, literally, but rumors began circulating how she was only attempting to make a faulty workman’s comp claim. Later, while on copious…

Halloween 2015 finds Donald Trump spooked and crashing back to Earth like Wild E. Coyote meets Icarus meets a certain David Bowie movie. Polls show Ben Carson topping Trump as much as 14% in the state that holds the first key challenge. The Donald is hoping to change his fortunes there, but as he tours through the…

The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come together to stand aligned in the face of the flaky imperiousness of our so-called...

 

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Trump calling poorly decided court outcomes “fake verdicts” in an effort to keep doing the “right” thing. 

Trump thinks climate change will be good for America, apparently. President Donald Trump possesses a style described by friends as virile and intuitive and by foes as oafish and oblivious. Some see him a breath of fresh air, with a disarming directness, and others consider him a blustering bully.

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Faber College, PA—Skip “Skeeter” Mcyentire of Beta Alpha Lambda (BAL) is ready to take hazing to a more humiliating level with the addition of some built-in safeguards designed to protect his fraternity from any litigation. “All our activities come complete with waivers now, drawn up by our pre-law adviser and regular keg signer, Ted “Blotto” Freihoffer. “He’s been in pre-law for almost…

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In a new development, it appears that Donald Trump’s biggest protesters are no longer on the campaign trail, but in his own home. He and wife Melania got into such a screaming match today that the secret service broke into their room...

Politics in America had suffered a blow
Americans were fed up with the status quo
Obama did what he could with what given
The red states were mad, they were hellbent and driven
Give us a new leader, give us fresh meat
A guy who knows how to make money...

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The campaign race for the presidential nomination is getting crowded, but we like it that way! Got to congratulate Donald Trump in this campaign for how fast he’s become more annoying to the Republican Party than a mouse in an air conditioning unit.

Flagstaff, AZ—A local meter maid disappeard under mysterious circumstances yesterday afternoon. She was later found stuffed like a pinatta with her own parking ticket pad. Police are questioning everyone in the town in alphabetical order. Breaking news: all police questioning will occur in reverse alphabetic order since a person named Zano submitted this story for…

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