"That's the most boring video game I have ever seen. GET A MOVE ON!" Jimmy Popper, Gamer

"I would have been happy with a woof rather than a yap." Jessie Krufts, Pancake Flipper

"Good wrist strength in the crowd too. It must be all that air guitar."

"Librarian, I would like to read A Tale Of Two Kitties, Phnarf."

"Hmmm. That sounds horribly like pigs in blankets and we all know how that turned out."

"I would be invincible with trunks like that." Jimmy Popper, Trunks Designer

"It's still a better love story than Twilight." Jessie Krufts, Bean Counter

"In my experience, the joke soon wears off on a nude beach." Jessie Krufts, Fisher Man

"This looks like a whole new low budget youtube superhero series to this Netflix subscriber." Fred Flunkee, Netflix Subscriber

"It's a sad world when this would only make headline news if the squirrel got a gun and shot someone.#KnowWhatImSayin" Jimmy Popper, Fruit Correspondent (Strawberries) , CNN

Make America The Best celebrates the 50th anniversary of the release of Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece, "2001: A Space Odyssey" with this re-imagining of the climactic scene featuring a rogue computer named DON.

"Spect-cat-ular. Geddit?" Jessie Krufts, Retired 1950s Satirist

"So that's where I put my bug shaped hat." Jessie Krufts, Hat Collector

"Like giant Gummy Bears but hairy!" Kent Rugby, Confectioner

"They promised us flying bicycles by now." Harry Zonderblurb, Technologist

"Tiger, you say there's a man trapped down by the boat yard? He's being held by Russians and only has an hour to live? OK, lead on little man. I'll be right behind you." Kent Rugby, Tarzan's Everywhere CEO

"Secret service agents on both sides and they let her fall? She can't weight much more than 120 pounds... Trump: flat on his face, I mean he's a big man, OK, but a 120 pound woman? #FAIL #FAIL #FAIL" Harry Zonderblurb, Purveyor

"Show him how to do a single summersault next." Jimmy Popper, Circus Trainer

"Sigh. Why is it never 1960s Batman?" Fred Flunkee, Archivist

"Do eggs come out the right way if the chicken lays like that? This video asks more questions than it answers.." Jessie Krufts, Questioner