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Chappaqua NY- (satireworld.com)
Former Democratic President Bill Clinton and failed 2016 Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s home is in the small Westchester County town of Chappaqua NY. The town, not far from New York City (NYC), demographically has 1400 residents of which 2.5% are Hispanic and there are zero African Americans.
Today's White House press briefing took a dramatic turn when Press Secretary Sarah Sanders smacked a boy straight across the mouth.
Atlantic City, NJ - (satireworld.com)

The Miss America Organization announced today an end to the swimsuit portion of its competition and the practice of judging contestants specifically on their outward appearance
National Park Service Bulletin – (SatireWorld.com)

The Department of the Interior has rolled out a big celebration today as they officiate the opening of America’s first new national park in almost 40 years. I
Los Angeles, CA-(SatireWorld.com)
The dog trainer to the stars has hit a bumpy road in the last few weeks with the announcement of an impending divorce.
After 15 years of experimentation, producers of the reality show "The Bachelorette" realized selecting a husband by chance worked just as well as a 15-week dating show.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Four years after it officially declared the taking of selfies a mental disorder, the American Psychiatric Asssociation (APA) now admits it used the wrong terminology to describe the disease. It named the disorder, ‘selfitis.’ Since then, the world has acknowledged and experienced the existence of sefitis. Scientific studies,…
The White House – (satireworld.com)

After a much heralded meeting about prison reform Donald Trump had off hand remarks about Kim Kardashian’s large ass…Yes, you heard it here first!
(SatireWorld.com)
Justin Bieber, the pop princess singer whose balls have yet to drop, was seen yesterday in public with girlfriend Selena Gomez and a new attachment on her finger. The Disney Channel actress (three words that do not go well together) was spotted wearing what appeared to be a diamond engagement ring.
Oslo Norway-(SatireWorld.com)

The Nobel Prize committee met today and decided to take back President Obama’s 2009 Nobel Prize and award it belatedly to Zelda Crunch, who really did something for world peace.
A study published by the National Rifle Association today reports that less than half of one percent of America's pre-college-aged children were killed in a mass school shooting during the year 2018.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - U.S. President Donald Trump is known to take to his personal Twitter account to criticize his opponents and send messages to the American people. Today was no different. Trump criticized Mainstream Media and praised the American men and women who voted for him. Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte…
As the administration scrambles to fill vacancies on the federal bench, a folder containing an African American judge was inadvertently forwarded to the Senate, and quickly retrieved by the White House.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) -  The Independent reports that a victim of clerical sex abuse has said Pope Francis told him God made him gay and his sexuality “does not matter”. Juan Carlos Cruz spoke privately with the pontiff last week about the abuse he suffered at the hands of a prominent Chilean priest. …
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - He holds the distinction of being the most prolific Philippine Senator, having proposed the most bills that have become law.  But it’s really more of a numbers’ game as opposed to the actual content or significance of his bills. His name is Antonio Trillanes, a former navy officer…
Responding to reports showing lowering birth rates across the nation, the Department of Education is rolling out a controversial new campaign titled "Just the Tip" that tells teens that it's okay to engage in unprotected sex for brief periods of time.
The US Treasury today announced that the country is replacing the dollar, which has been in use since 1785, with a new monetary unit: America First Bucks.
Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding!

(SatireWorld.com)
Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince Harry, to Meagan the Commoner.
Berkeley CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Students at the University of California, Berkeley (UC Berkeley) held a protest demanding that the University create both “safe spaces” for transgender students and “spaces of color” for non-white students on campus. A wall of protesters also prevented white students from studying in the Student Union and stopped traffic at the main intersection in the front of campus. The left wing UC Berkeley Administration caved to the protesting students, but instituted a set of new “safe space” safety rules to reduce the effects of any micro-aggressive behavior by other
NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Rudy Giuliani today told FOX News there is no reason President Trump would have to give up his presidency while serving time in prison.

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