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by Will Durst.During this post-sacred season of super sell-a-thons, many remember sharing our blessings with the less fortunate. But what about the more fortunate? Here’s Durst’s Xmas Gift Wish List for them. Hey!!! Sorry. Just trying to ... Read moreBetter Late Than Never: Will Dur$t’$ Xmas Gift Wi$h Li$tSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Long-suffering under a steady stream of mockery over the years, Jesus returned to Earth Monday to finally smite "these godless purveyors of nonsense and buffoonery."
Seattle WA – (satireworld.com)
Amazon Corporate Management announced a plan to ship small packages from their local city distribution facilities up to 10 miles, at an altitude of 500 feet (below manned aircraft altitudes), via commercial unmanned drone aircraft. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) dragged their bureaucratic feet for six months before producing commercial unmanned drone regulations.
A shocking new study conducted by the University of BFE in Tallasasaquatchaheely, TX shows that only 10% of Southerners are as stupid as Northerners think–or as Northern teachers tell students in history classes.
Seoul, South Korea – (satireworld.com)
North Korean leader Kim Song-Un pulled no punches Saturday as a committee representing him and other DPRK leaders demanded parity with other Winter Olympic athletes and suggested the North have a winter rocket launching category so 50,000 DRPK soldiers can compete.
London (UK) – (satireworld.com)
According to new UK government reports, there are nearly 20 million new cases of sexually transmitted infections each year in Britain. The number is remarkable simply because there are only 63 million people in Britain.
Walter Bucket Presents True Facts

1. West Virginia man who went over Niagara Falls in a wheelbarrow, December 25th, 2014, never resurfaced.
'The president was beside himself with rage about Michael Wolff's book, Fire and Fury,' explained one aide. 'He simply couldn't understand how anyone could mistake a stable genius for an idiot with the emotional maturity of a three year old.'
Gore’s Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth did not warn of record cold and increasing snowfalls as a consequence of man-made global warming. And as recently as 2009, Gore was hyping the lack of snow as evidence for man-made global warming. Maybe Al Gore doesn’t know a thing about climate change after all and his Academy Award was just a consolation prize from liberal supporters for getting his liberal butt kicked in the 2000 Presidential election.
According to one commuter: “It’s almost as if he was aware of his surroundings and knew that he could spare the space, even though he has testicles.”
The dog, a male mutt named Dumbass, has reportedly been with the family since November, when he advised the President to endorse alleged child molester Roy Moore in his run for the US Senate...
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The world collectively woke up to a horrifying reality as they quickly discovered that 2017 started all over again.
SEOUL, South Korea (The Adobo  Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - The war of words over North Korea’s threat of a nuclear attack continues between Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump. Kim’s latest salvo is his revelation that he has a nuclear button on his desk, ready to be pushed at a moment’s notice. But you can’t threaten…
President-elect Donald Trump today announced his 2018 plan to Make America Even Greater by increasing his decibel levels across the board by +25 dB.
A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. However, it had a few different twists than your usual murder. First of all: the suspect, an older man with an […]The post Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander In The Middle Of 5th Avenue In New York And Gets Away With It. appeared first on GlossyNews.com.
Goosebumps books have captivated young readers for generations. Here's a sample from the latest entry in the beautifully written series.
Oceans 11 (because our oceans go to 11)—Dr. Sterling Hogbein, of the Hogbein Institute and Casino, has put forth a controversial new theory of our ancient oceans. Dr. Hogbein believes the early Ordovician period, traditionally believed to have been dominated by giant nautiloids and hemorrhoids, was actually ruled by a giant extinct submarine known as Megalasub.…
by Will Durst.This tax reform rewards the rich for the hard work of ripping of the rest of us. They’re partying at the Cracker Barrel. Wings are flying out of Hooters. The Olive Garden’s endless breadsticks have ... Read moreRobbing Hood: GOP’s ‘Tax Reform’Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

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