The former Prime Minister, who is now unemployed after stepping down as Member of Parliament for Witney, was waiting by the door at 9am sharp. However there was an almost empty bottle of White Lightning by his feet.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Miss Colombia 2015 Ariadna Gutierrez wore the Miss Universe crown for about four minutes during last year's pageant, only to be taken away because of a mistake by host Steve Harvey.  That crown, of course, belongs to the real winner, Miss Philippines Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach. But…

So, Virginia, there was no manger, no GPS star in the sky, no ripe-smelling shepherds, no ox or ass shitting all over the place. Jesus was born somewhere. We’re just calling bullshit on the story that organized religions have been peddling all these years.

Claiming his presidency would be much more beneficial to their business than a Hillary Clinton administration, several adult film studio heads have thrown their support behind Donald Trump’s bid for the White House.

Where is Jesus? With the Messiah Sixteen Years Overdue for Second Coming, We're Offering Five Pounds to the Reader Who Spots Him. Remember, You Must be Carrying a Bible and Say 'You Are Jesus Christ and I Claim my Five Pounds' When you See Him to be Eligible for the Prize.

Jessica Simpson read the news today, oh boy, and now the singer-actress wants to adopt a pillow angel. Ms. Simpson had been interested in adopting a child formerly, but after scoring poorly on a questionnaire sent to her by an adoption agency in Tijuana, Mexico, she became dispirited.

The data stolen includes names, addresses and inside leg measurements. It’s believed the hacking was ‘state sponsored’ by one of the evil countries like Russia or China, as opposed to America or the UK whom Yahoo willingly hand over the information to anyway.

The unrepentant terrorist commonly known as Peter “Boom Boom” Cottontail has once again strewn his dangerous wares in yards around the nation, causing widespread panic and pushing bomb squads to their limit as local law enforcement struggles to deal with the situation.

President Trump took time from his death match Twitter smackdown with Michael Bloomberg to post the following tweet early this morning, "Is Mayor Pete a pitcher or a catcher? Enquiring voters want to know."

Investigation: Princess Charlotte may be a little bouncing bundle of Royal joy to us, but already riots in Charlotte in America are undermining her first visit to that part of the world, according to people close to the barricades.

A political scientist has successfully crossed presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to create what experts are calling “the perfect, unstoppable freak.”

Declaring a deadly coronavirus outbreak is no excuse for flavorless eggs and pasty half-cooked bacon, a well-known food critic reviews a NY hospital cafeteria.

President Obama reportedly locked himself in his White House bedroom after learning that Ahmed Mohamed, known in the media as ‘Clock Boy,’ is moving to Qatar.

Are you a Trump supporter who can't decide how to derail the conversation? This is for all your fact denying!

NEW YORK – During the walk-through before the first presidential debate, Hillary Clinton pointed out something she didn’t think was appropriate on an American debate stage. She asked producers why there needed to be walls covered with graffiti behind both podiums on the big night.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) — The Supreme Court handed organized labor a major victory on Tuesday, deadlocking 4 to 4 in a case that had threatened to cripple the ability of public-sector unions to collect fees from workers who chose not to join and did not want to pay for the unions’ collective bargaining…

President Trump once again got into a confrontation with a reporter during a White House press briefing this morning, this time questioning CBS News' Wanda Scifres existence.

The International House of Pancakes isn’t just feeding Americans European-style food, according to Republican presidential hopeful Bobby Jindal.

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One thing you can say about Donald Trump is that he’s a forward looking real estate planner! Today’s press release shores up that statement with an architects rending of the future Trump White House after The Donald’s builders complete a renovation to the 200 year old national landmark.

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump revealed on CNN’s "New Day" this morning that his 2016 bid for the White House is nothing more than an extremely elaborate prank.