Visitors to the amusement park were horrified as dozens of hijacked drones began to suicide dive into several of the miniature features in London – Buckingham Palace, the London Eye, Big Ben, the House of Parliament, and the London Buttplug/Gherkin were all destroyed.

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)

Score one for The Donald !

After months of frenzied investigations and a bevy of expensive private eyes shuttling across three continents, billionaire Donald Trump claims he’s found Barack Obama’s real birth certificate and the results are not all that pretty.

Hello ______. We have been informed that your ______ has died and we’re super bummed about that for you.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

Trying to avoid accusations from the past, Gary the gerbil, age 42, is trying to set straight the allegations that he’s had to live with for the past thirty-five years.

Born a coal miner’s only son, Gary’s life was on the slow track to nowhere until he was purchased at a Hershey Pennsylvania pet store by an up and coming actor named Richard Gere. Gere later went on to Hollywood star status after a string of popular movies and a marriage to super model Cindy Crawford.

In order to achieve FIRE (Financial Independence Retire Early) experts advise an individual's net assets should equal at least twenty-five times their annual cost of living. The following are some (not) useful tips for reaching this goal

Thousands of low-income elderly Americans scared by proposed draconian federal budget cuts and the prospect of skyrocketing health care costs are taking solace in President Donald Trump’s campaign promise that a venerable holiday greeting will enjoy a resurgence under his leadership.

Why not try a couple of these out when you’re saying something that should be shoved back down your throat along with a copy of the bill rights?

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - People around the world get to enjoy an extra day this year, a leap year. It happens once every four years when the month of February has a 29th day. Filipinos, however, get not one but two additional days this year. There is a February 30th in the…

On the heels of successfully renaming the “North American Free Trade Agreement” as the “United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement,” President Trump followed up today by announcing a new title for the country’s popular national anthem.

Scientists finally prove Kanyecentrism.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Amid speculation that Republican nominee Donald Trump will soon quit the presidential race, a clear choice is emerging on who the GOP will name as a replacement:  Clint Eastwood. The 86-year-old four-time Oscar winner, is a prominent celebrity supporter of the Republican Party who appeared at its 2012 US presidential…

Dingleberry Falls, CT - (satireworld.com)

Family members, who have all desired to remain anonymous, have admitted that they are considering having Rosie O’Donnell fixed. “Rosie has been peeing on the furniture and gnawing on table legs and snapping at people, ” admitted one relative. “She also feels the need to bend herself into weird positions and lick her crotch in front of company. We just need to try to calm her down and get her to stop humping everyone’s legs… and the vet suggested that maybe cutting off her balls might help decrease her aggression.”

Citing plateauing poll numbers and increasing boredom, Donald Trump is set to part ways with his current presidential campaign and replace it with a more youthful and attractive campaign, sources within the Trump camp indicate.

"Recent analysis shows that Mrs. Conway's face is in fact disintegrating at an accelerated pace, and will likely collapse completely by the year 2020 if significant efforts are not made to slow the process," remarked Dr. Norman Squeers of the Global Science Institute.

Three-year-old Maisie drew a picture of her parents in front of their house and handed it to them earlier this morning. Her parents, both art critics and artists in their own right, felt like the picture was a slap in the face to the pair of them.

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Mitt Romney called Donald J. Trump “a phony” and “a fraud” in a speech on Thursday in which he urged Republicans to rally around one of Mr. Trump’s presidential rivals. Reacting to the comments, Trump called Romney a loser. It was the first truthful and accurate statement ever made…

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

The political world was further confused this week when Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released the results of a controversial DNA test that was years in the making.

Ms. Dolezal, despite being rejected by the conservative community, has found a warm place of exceptance in another.

RIO DE JANEIRO -- Claiming that such behavior is a “biological imperative” and his “right as the holder of countless world records,” U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps was observed by judges and spectators on Monday spawning after competing in the 200-meter butterfly semifinals.

TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced that the Canadian government will soon build a wall along the U.S.-Canada border to keep out Americans  expected to flee once Donald Trump is elected president of the United States. Today's announcement is a dose of Trump's own medicine.  When he launched…