Washington – Just days ahead of his inauguration, and fresh off his contentious feud with civil rights hero John Lewis, President-elect Donald Trump made a stunning announcement today.  His plan is not only to repeal Obamacare but he will also be eliminating February as Black History Month.

What do you think? Should she just be given a community improvement award or does she deserve the key to the city?

Hawthorne CA – (satireworld.com)
Space X CEO Elon Musk announced that the Falcon Heavy rocket was launched successfully on February 8, 2018 from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. This giant vehicle boosted a payload of his cherry-red Tesla sports car, although it could easily boost up to 24 metric tons into an Earth orbit.

With some avid points savers having thousands of Nectar points on their cards, they are now better off than ever thanks to Brexit.

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Philadelphia PA:
The USS Barack Obama commissioning ceremonies were held here today. This vessel is the first of the new Propaganda class ships that employ a green energy propulsion system.

The small, but loyal, group planned to march around Washington DC in support of men’s rights, Donald Trump and lower taxation on fedoras, however the group simply didn’t have the stamina to walk more than a short distance.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Just minutes after Rodrigo Duterte announced that the Philippines was withdrawing from the International Criminal Court (ICC), U.S. President Donald Trump called the Philippine President to congratulate him. In a 10-minute phone conversation, Trump expressed his admiration for Duterte for his courage in joining the Philippines’ former colonial…

Known for for his roles in "Midnight Express", "The Elephant Man" and "V for Vendetta," Hurt, who was 77, was fortunate enough to pass away just six days into the Trump presidency.

In the middle of a rather uncivil war, Jeremy Corbyn has seen over half of his Shadow Cabinet resign, and even some of the replacements have since stepped down. Desperate times call for desperate measures, which must be why Corbyn was spotted with a clipboard, pleading for people to join the Cabinet.

MIAMI, Florida--Evidence continues to mount that the driver of the vehicle just up ahead must think he's the only motorist on the goddamned road, according to a source at the scene.  It also appears highly likely that the cocksucking asshole could use some fucking driving lessons. "Look at that piece of shit," the source says, "He's…

ARIES Mar 20 - Apr 19
Star-crossed lovers are set to bring a Shakespearean twist to your love life this month, beware window ledges or porches in all of their forms - and hats with feathers in them.

A wise decision you made last month is set to pay dividends. This could be a fractionally lower cholesterol reading after eating all that fresh fish, or it might be that purchase of tech shares that rose sharply last month. Whatever good is about to unfold it is well deserved and you should enjoy it to its fullest extent possibly to the n'th degree or at least the f'th degree.

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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Democratic attorneys general in several states said Tuesday they would bring legal action to stop the Trump administration from adding a question on citizenship to the next U.S. census, a question they said would lead to serious undercounts that could reverberate for years to come. The administration said late…

The fireworks will make a welcome change from automatic rifles that can shoot hundreds of bullets a minute. The death count from firework play is expecting to be in the dozens, rather than the hundreds.

President Trump called the Democratic Republic of Congo this morning to congratulate Thomas 'Machete' Margai on a decisive victory that saw him re-elected as the African nation's President yesterday.

Each year Gaston offers his students the chance to skip the rest of the year and earn an A in the course if they can produce a perpetual motion machine by the last day of school.

New York – Although many have scoffed at the notion that a travel ban will keep infidels out of the United States, Donald Trump has once again proven to be on target.  And his camp is livid.  After a federal judge in Seattle put a temporary stay on the ban, it has allowed for the dangerous King Nefarious to enter our country right in the heart of New York City.  He landed at JFK airport this morning and security watched him walk straight out into the masses.  There was nothing they could do about it.

Whether it’s leading your country into a false war, not protecting classified emails, avoiding tax, fiddling expenses, or diddling kids; you can get away scot-free as long as you’re a politician.

Cambridge (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
It appears only fitting that the world’s biggest fool, Al Gore, was on hand to bask in the excitement of the annual Oxford/Cambridge race on the Thames coinciding with the first day of summer, daylight savings time, and of course April fools day.

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