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At least four women were blinded and several more were seriously disgusted when an unidentified man wore open-toe sandals in the subway on Friday, according to WNYZ.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles® ) -  Grammy Award-winning singer Chris Brown has been in trouble many times before, but this time around, he chose to get in trouble in a country that would not put up with his shenanigans. Brown was barred from leaving the Philippines because of a contract dispute, the official Philippines News Agency reported…
A herd of whining vaginas has petitioned the Tangipahoa Parish School Board to postpone this year’s start of school. Apparently, it’s too hot for their precious spawn to learn to read, write, and bully the weak.
Singers Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert announced via a statement to The Associated Press on Monday that their four-year marriage is over. What do you think about this?
Is spare part surgery keeping the Queen and Prince Philip alive? Journalist claims dead royals 'stripped for spares' as Royal couple bid to outlive Prince Charles and prevent his accession to throne.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and former Governor of Texas Rick Perry announced he will be swapping his reading glasses for a monocle and a smoking pipe. The move was characterized by political observers as Perry conceding the reading glasses had failed to make him appear more intelligent to Americans.
SILICON VALLEY,  California (The Adobo Chronicles®) - A plan backed by venture capitalist Tim Draper to split California into six states has gained enough signatures to make the November 2016 ballot, the plan's backers say. On Tuesday, Draper told USA Today the campaign had garnered 1.3 million signatures, well over the approximately 808,000 needed. The signatures…
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier this evening, Republican presidential candidate Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) released 394 cockfighting videos allegedly related to an illegal cockfighting and gambling ring run by Donald Trump - another Republican presidential candidate. Trump quickly denied any role in illegal cockfighting or gambling, and said he "loves cocks" and would never put two roosters into a cockpit to brawl.
Battling cancer since he was five, Jake Doughty's illness never gave him a chance to go hunting or even fire a gun, but the 10 year-old still managed to take down a white tail buck before he died Monday.
Batavia, IL –  Researchers from a lab in Batavia recently reported that the number of pills in the world are quickly overtaking the human population.  For every one person, there are approximately six pills floating somewhere out there in the world.
HOLLYWOOD ( — Even the best of the best falter from time to time. Audience reaction to Steven Spielberg’s latest film, The Ride of Paul Revere, which debuted in selected theaters on Friday, was anger and confusion over sitting through a two-hour movie that was shot with the camera in the vertical, or “portrait,” format.
ITV has apologised for atrocities it committed in the 1970s, including Love Thy Neighbour and On The Buses.
Wake up, America! Open your eyes and look around! This country has gone from the cock of the walk to a bantamweight under this president!
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles®) - A bi-partisan majority of members of the Philippines' House of Representatives and Senate have rejected a second term for President NoyNoyAquino, or his successors. The constitution limits the presidential term to six years with no re-election. There has been a lot of speculation that the Aquino camp was trying to…
Israel’s intelligence service Mossad has confirmed that a former prominent Nazi who was abducted by agents over the weekend is Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II.
"Shame the black guy with a similar YouTube channel was shot dead by the police for that though. It looks sooo much like a gun..." Jessie Krufts, Police Commissioner
Stamford, CT –  Lizzy Morgan is a normal 6 year old girl who loves her chicken.  “She’s kind of a picky eater,” says Mom.  “The one thing she will eat religiously is chicken. 
NEW YORK CITY (The Barbed Wire) - Because of his thoughtless comments about senator John McCain being captured during the Vietnam war, Republican Party Chairman, Reince Priebus, has ordered that presidential candidate Donald Trump be held in a broom closet for one year to learn some empathy for what Mr. McCain went through.
In a bid to save the second test against Australia, England has upped-stumps and moved the match to St Andrews Golf Course.

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