Scotch Plains, NY – (satireworld.com)

Kleenex, a division of Kimberly-Clark, has announced that they are releasing a new line of their popular facial tissues made specially for Democrats to use when crying over losing elections, seeing a robust economy, paying lower gas prices, and other events that may go against their programmed agenda. Called “Pity Me Tissues,” the new product is expected to be available by late January (the second anniversary of Donald Trump’s inauguration).

Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com)

A 2005 potential box office fiasco/lost film has been discovered in Hollywood while cleaning out a storage room at Universal Pictures. This movie, not released in theaters, may star the worst acting cast of all time.

The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla, leading Moslem/Muslim cleric in the Middle East, is upset that the NCAA selected Notre Dame to be in the College Football Playoff instead of UCF (the University of Central Florida). “I can understand undefeated Alabama and Clemson as they were so much better than every other team this year. One loss Oklahoma had the Heisman trophy winner and the best scoring offense I have ever seen. Notre Dame, however, got their usual preference from the committee and the voters.”

A 1970's classic rock anthem from deceased singer-songwriter Warren Zevon was given a new lease on life Thursday in the nation's capital when it was played repeatedly for over four hours at an unusually loud volume in the West Wing of the White House.

Food for thought: (satireworld.com)

During the 2011 French Presidential Campaign, former Libyan dictator Muammer Gaddafi donated sixty million euros to the reelection fund of sitting French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Per Libyan officials in a French 2018 investigation, the money was given in exchange for “access and favors.” Sauf-al-Islam Gaddafi said in an interview with Euronews that “We funded it and we have all the details and are ready to reveal everything. The first thing we want this clown to do is to give the money back to the Libyan people. He was given assistance so that he c

Disheveled and rambling, a lame time traveler arrived nearly two years late today to warn the nation about the consequences of electing Donald Trump President.

Washington, DC
Take a moment and think about this…Imagine the feeling back in the late fall of 2016 with the Obama era of Hope & Change ending in a tangling tumble of fraud, dishonesty, and overall contempt for true American values. Now, with the Democrat’s world of smoke and mirrors turned inside out and upside down, a chagrined President Obama has to pass the baton to Donald Trump, a person with no political experience.

The ceremony, to be broadcast on ABC on February 24, 2019, is estimated to run approximately 79 hours.

This tells the story, of why Bush was so bad at the end of his term…….

The day the democrats took over was not January 22nd 2009, it was actually January 3rd 2007 the day the Democrats took over the House of Representatives and the Senate, at the very start of the 110th Congress.

"This is not a war we asked for," said General Cornwall Grouse to a small gathering of reporters at an undisclosed location on the outskirts of Juneau, "but it is a war we intend to win."

Trump criticized Governor Jerry Brown for not “de-raining” the skies in the months preceding the storm.

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Popular and respected Academy Award winner Morgan Freeman said Tea Party Republicans were on a racially-fueled mission to get President Barack Obama out of office, in an interview with CNN’s Piers Morgan.

Armed with little more than some borrowed tools, a few pieces of scrap metal, some spare wood and a single handgun between them, a plucky band of racist children began work on the stalled border wall outside of Brisbee, Arizona today.

North Pole – (satireworld.com)

In November of 1998, I received a very disturbing e-mail. It had been forwarded several times, so there was no way to point to the original author or origin. I would like to quote that e-mail in it’s entirety, and then add my own comments:

He’s a She

“I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she.

A new study released this week found that there was, in fact, no escape from the hellscape we inhabit called "being alive" except for a most likely painful and distressing death. Also, there are Bugles.

The Police Department (Christmas Division) have made their first arrest of the 2018 holiday season. For public record, the arrests are listed below:

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) appears to have placed part of the blame for Democrat Andrew Gillum’s (Florida Governor’s election) loss and Democrat Stacey Abrams’ (Georgia Governor’s election) loss on the fact that neither state has ever elected an African-American governor. The Vermont Senator hastily backtracked his not well-thought-out statement soon after!

El Paso, Texas – (satireworld.com)
Barrio Santa Claus, who visits his paisanos and his hermanitos every year on Christmas Eve to deliver gifts, has announced plans to paint his low rider something than the traditional “arrest me red. “La Migra always tries to arrest me when I cross the border because my ride just stands out in the night sky as I fly across the Rio Grande. I think that if I went with a better black, I’d be able to sneak across without a problem… at least that’s what all of the mojados and the coyotes tell me.”

Government proposes replacing 'Black Friday' with 'Black Face Friday', where you can only 'bag a bargain' if your face is covered in boot polish . Supporters believe 'Black Face Friday' would better address British traditions of intolerance, bigotry and casual racism than US import 'Black Friday'.

The film posits a future where the peace movement has become ascendant across the world, not as a result of rational argument or peaceful protest, but rather by force. Frustrated by the resistance to their creed, have decided to force their whole ideal onto people, deploying psychedelically painted tanks against pro war protesters...